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if i ever hear a man say “your body, my choice” you will read about me in the international press

To clarify: Assume it’s a house party hosted by someone you’re at least familiar with, but not like The Best Of Friends

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

was reading a romance/erotica novel a friend loaned me and in the middle of the book the main character is chopping vegetables to prep for a whole dinner party with her friends and the love interest shows up and they hook up & his hands go everywhere you’d expect them to and then afterward while she’s still catching her breath on the floor he’s like “I’ll finish this for you 😏” and he PICKS UP THE VEGGIES and knife with his UNWASHED HANDS and starts prepping. I was floored. I couldn’t finish the book. call me what you will. weak perhaps. but i say to you we need editors with a food handlers certificates. we need line cook beta readers that’s what I believe

i did read on to the next scene and they were serving their friends the salad and i felt like i was watching hannibal. i was like no!!!!! don’t eat it!!!!!!!!!!!

"digital footprint" but i cant find that tumblr post i made 2 weeks ago

I swear in IF Bodhi and Garrick had a deal to tell Violet all the tea. Like Bodhi tells Vi about Cat when they're at Basgiath, and Garrick tells Vi about missions that him and Xaden were on when they're at Aretia. They were sick of Xaden's shit (honestly relatable)

Can it be both? I think it's both.