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I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.

for 2018? Oh man I don’t know if I can remember 10 but here’s some:

-That girl who made a post claiming her husband was missing when in reality he had ran away from her abusive ass.

-That dude with the totally true story about a #not all men moment that totally happened in real life and stuff.

-Pornbot apocalypse.

-Christian Terrorism guy with a love/hate boner for me.

-I was accused of being a pedophile for checking up on my daughter while in the tub so she wouldn’t get hurt (I think that was this year).

-One of my favorite was the “meth aesthetic” post where this dude compared the fast food industry killing more than meth so because of that he was “gonna stick to meth, thank you”.

-All the fake news.

-Starfire drama “if you don’t like her design you’re a raging racist!”.

-If I don’t want to sleep with someone that has a penis I’m transphobic.

-WOKEANDA FOREVER! Just everything that Black Panther released on us poor normies: History revisionism, fake racism etc.

-Staff doing Staff things.

-That unfunnysjw blog deadass spreading rumors that I’m into DDLG.

-Russian Pyops on Tumblr.

-Not making it into the Aphobe list.

-Meltdowns over a Family Guy meme.

-Oh! All the “maps and map supporters” who got put on blast here on a post and then on Facebook then deleting out of fucking shame and probably beatings lmao.

-Being accused of abusing my girlfriend just for the mere fact that I’m older than her and nothing else.

-The bone thief.