chairman of the lecfosi department

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg

sports are so comforting to me. always there. someone to blame my problems on.

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

not even allowed to push someone now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

sources are saying that lord knows it would be the first time

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable