yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

man you know female characters can have important platonic relationships and care about people without being a mom or sister or wine aunt right

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

fingering his plot hole

this site is so easy

[ID: Stick figure drawing of someone laying in bed with a flushed, happy expression, hearts floating around their head. They have a thought bubble that says, "The Fictional Man beaten and bruised and bleeding and whimpering and". /end ID]