ask me about indycar

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve