ask me about indycar

mutuals what perfume or cologne do you use? 👀

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

I think almost anything can move me to tears if my heart is open. Like it’s actually insane what can make me cry

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.