Fragments of Mad Science and Miscellany

puppygirl that not only fetches but also decodes and executes

counterintelligence tgirl

if i make a post about a woman and you tag it with a man that creates an alternate timeline in the media where they become transfem by the way. blorbo from your shows is nervously trying on sloppy eyeliner in the mirror and getting really teary-eyed about how she looks in it

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

thinking really hard about i wanna be your girlfriend by ms. ezra furman rn. i wanna hug anyone who has ever related, including ezra. i wanna hug the girl im seeing who i know will cry when she hears it on my mix cd for her because she has told me she feels that way about herself. and i wanna smack the people at VICE who were too thick skulled to use she or at LEAST they (since ezra publically used he/they at the time of release iirc) pronouns for ezra in the title of her video where she breaks down the song for them. she very transparently speaks about wanting to be a girlfriend despite not appearing like a cisgender woman. transmisogyny is everywhere and i wanna hug every single girl who deals with it, both externalized and internalized.

the first thing you must understand when listening to tom lehrer is what comedy is and why people like it. without this you will get nowhere

Trans women have an unfair biological advantage at being the coolest people on earth

The biggest step in feeling good about my transition was realizing I could make choices based on what would make me happy instead of just being Valid

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Nothing will ever be as funny to me as doctor who from the masters pov. Your best friend wanders into the woods and befriends a group of squirrels. He decides he will protect that specific tree with his life, even at the cost of your own species. You are the last two humans in the world. You once again try to burn down that fucking tree

The Toymaker is such an annoying obnoxious idiot, and I love him. Girl splits the Doctor and then becomes jealous the Doctors are paying attention to each other instead of him

"cis" guy friend of 15+ years who's been he/they for the last ten or so responding to the estradiol shotgun pic with "i do still wonder" activating a kind of bullet-time response in me. girl come here i have a suggestion

france has one job in its historical destiny and it's rubbing dirt in anglos' face but ever since they burned their Catholic Bodhisattva Jeanne D'arc, their Catholic god has cursed them to lose to the awful transphobic bog apes forever.

imagine being mr cards and having ZERO connected: the masters. everyone point and laugh.