smoking the shit that made bingo Little

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

blog for me my angel of posting

i think im like a quarter of a person

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

She Wolf on my Hall till I Cromwell

spongebob and patrick are very different from their neighbor squidward

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

Honestly I think I’d kick ass as a sitcom character I just feel like I was born to deal with 3-4 hijinks every day then fuck off