Brendan💛

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

im learning other animals

I’m a horny mutual in your area

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls