Brendan💛

when guys lift their arms up and their shirt rides up and you can see the band of their underwear above their pants. send tweet

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

save me mutuals I arbitrarily decided were cool. Save me

they don't know who they are but I do. Save me

My maybe outdated old person unpopular opinion is that podcasts have no business being video instead of just audio

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope