An Assortment. Like a candy box or something.

ranni the witch is lowkey the character of all time another banging redhead from mr martin

stealing literal actual death just to kill yourself in front of your evil stepmother/dad is just the ballsiest move of all time grog was cooking HARD when he came up with that

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

yeah sorry for giving you those weird new kinks. do you want me to make it worse

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.