Meow meow

who died and made you god?

“i wanna tell you a story real quick, this is something that happened to me two nights ago. so i’m on the loading dock and i’m stretching, right? i’m doing my stretches, stretching my legs, stretching my arms and this loader, this local loader guy goes: ‘hey everybody, look! it’s david cassidy!’ do you guys have any idea who david cassidy is? alright well let me tell you something. besides the fact that we both have fabulous, fabulous hair, there is one big difference between me and david cassidy: I SUCK WAY MORE DICK THAN THAT GUY! alright, let me hear all the boys in the audience, this song is just for the boys. don’t be afraid of me, don’t be shy, i’m not gonna suck YOU off. LET ME HEAR THE BOYS! BECAUSE THE GIRLS HAVE BEEN BEATING YOUR ASSES ALL NIGHT, LET ME HEAR THE BOYS! ALRIGHT BOYS, DO YOU WANNA BECOME MEN? DO YOU WANNA BECOME MEN? then let me see you all taking your fucking shirts off. get em off, get em off, you don’t even need em just give em to me. give me all your fucking shirts, GIVE ME ALL YOUR SHIRTS! YOU DONT NEED EM! IF YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING ANIMAL GIVE ME THOSE SHIRTS! AAH AAH NOW SWING EM! AAH AHH AHH AHH 1, 2, 3, 4! ...in the middle of a gunfight”

be the person you needed when you were younger (x, x)

GLEE REWATCH S02E01 — Audition

GLEE | 2.03 Grilled Cheesus

well i asked kowalski for an analysis

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.