Why am I Here?

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?