Possum

been on a few quests in my time.

Shoots you in the clit with a nerf dart

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone

I can't enjoy sex i just know too many people who have made the whole idea kind of reddit to me

no, i am not "traumatized". I just think it's kind of reddit when people touch me

told my therapist (in his 70s) that I’ve been playing animal crossing again and he goes “oh.. i know that game.. but wasn’t it called frogger?” he does not seem to remember making this exact same comment six years ago when i was last playing animal crossing

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

The tumblr experience is having politics that make the most left leaning progressive you know irl blush and then logging on here and getting called a bootlicker fascist because you said that you dont think we should make the reign of terror happen again

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

This is almost the lyrics from a Smash Mouth song.