let the wind carry me

hits you with my chicagofication beam

chicago has the largest tumblrina population outside of eastern europe

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

being european on the internrt will have you thinking chicago is like americas rome

Why does this have its own wikipedia page.

not only does it have a wikipedia page, but they actually discussed deleting it and elected to keep it because they agreed it was sufficiently notable to merit an article.

Wont you please come to chicago for the rpf we can write

we can change the world, rpf the world, it's dying to get nirvanna

early 19th century romantic-era csny…. crosby gets addicted to laudanum and dies at sea like percy shelley. stills gets addicted to laudanum and jumps out of a bell tower in a bout of divine madness. nash and young don’t get addicted to laudanum but tragically succumb to tuberculosis and die weak and frail surrounded by tear-stained pages of their unfinished compositions

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basically if you think yoko is wire mother bc shes mean and scary and paul is cloth mother bc hes nice and cute you are both wrong and hate women. yoko is obviously cloth mother bc she would hold and cuddle john (baby monkey with no mommy obviously) but let him starve. paul has john's nourishment (creative partnership and understanding) but is a cold robotic little freak. so john (again, baby monkey with no mommy) chooses cloth mother. its simple