let the wind carry me

as much as i poke fun at “tumblr prose,” i will acknowledge that sometimes when you’re writing and you’re really in the groove, you’re really feeling yourself, you’re on your capital-a Author shit, and you write a line that makes you go, “oh yeah, this is the Good Shit. this is so Subtle and Says So Much. this is Characterization. this is Themes and Motifs. you could write a whole essay about this one line. the master of the craft strikes again!” and then a month or whatever later when you’re editing you read over it again with post-write clarity and you realize you wrote some real “people die when they’re killed” bullshit

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.

☝️only funny addition so far. I’m actually shocked nobody else thought of that yet

a new kind of guy where he moans a lot but he's actually just getting comfy in bed

he snuggles down into his blankets a little more securely and it's like he's just had an orgasm

"mmm yeah just like that sooo good" but he's literally done nothing but roll over and find the cool spot on his pillow

Deleting a zero note post to transform it from a flop post into lost media.

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

i also think that rpf is more fun when it's all basically already happened and in the past so you just have to gather evidence and construct some sort of a timeline. i would much rather get infinitely closer and closer to a truth i will never be sure of than a dan and phil hard launch situation

im listening to this little thing called Music

well im listening to this "little thing" called Women

#Real

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

you need daddy to complete you

daddy needs to be euthanized