let the wind carry me

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

yes the only good fiction is fanfiction all novelists are frauds and bums

i call this the Male Mom Haircut

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

my dream is to one day follow in the footsteps of my tightrope hero and walk a wire between the twin towers

THEY DID WHAT???????

I’m so fucking confused someone explain in detail. I looked through all the notes and have no idea 😭

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

anthology new episode will feature paul mccartney looking directly into the camera saying "i am a bisexual who has had sex with men including john lennon. he had a lovely penis" and you can mark my words on that

Truthfully im 71 an old man and all of this happened long ago