let the wind carry me

if he jerks off to twinks in panties in the office where he and hetero jessica work that would be a fireable human rights violation and maybe a sexual misconduct charge

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

put me in ur discord server so i can feel bad about never talking in there

who remember vine 😂 that shit was funny or not, depending

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

(remembers that the magic lies within mine and my friends’ imaginations) I have no need of material objects

(remembers one sexual encounter does not define the entire sexual dynamic of a relationship) i need several dozen sex tapes

sharing a mic with your ex doing harmony on the song "only love can break your heart" #justcrozmitchellthings