let the wind carry me

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

(remembers that the magic lies within mine and my friends’ imaginations) I have no need of material objects

(remembers one sexual encounter does not define the entire sexual dynamic of a relationship) i need several dozen sex tapes

sharing a mic with your ex doing harmony on the song "only love can break your heart" #justcrozmitchellthings

Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

lmfao this copy of treasure island has reading comprehension questions at the end

as much as i poke fun at “tumblr prose,” i will acknowledge that sometimes when you’re writing and you’re really in the groove, you’re really feeling yourself, you’re on your capital-a Author shit, and you write a line that makes you go, “oh yeah, this is the Good Shit. this is so Subtle and Says So Much. this is Characterization. this is Themes and Motifs. you could write a whole essay about this one line. the master of the craft strikes again!” and then a month or whatever later when you’re editing you read over it again with post-write clarity and you realize you wrote some real “people die when they’re killed” bullshit

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.

☝️only funny addition so far. I’m actually shocked nobody else thought of that yet

a new kind of guy where he moans a lot but he's actually just getting comfy in bed

he snuggles down into his blankets a little more securely and it's like he's just had an orgasm

"mmm yeah just like that sooo good" but he's literally done nothing but roll over and find the cool spot on his pillow