Online Evil

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

literally how i do my foils too!! everyone who said no has bad breath

everyone who hit agree and this anon are stupid as fuck and have weird body issues

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

Idiolect development

Rfk jrs voice makes me genuinely nauseous like im not even joking i gagged listening to him

our friend’s cat gagged one time when he jingled his keys and this is my that

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.