hustle kpa

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

you are gonna have to find out for yourself

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

getting grapes from a duckgirl with a huge lemonade stand

hold on i have to do everything

klanggarten is crazy

“if you act like a dog im gonna treat you like one” bro literally pinkie promise me rn.

the only thing that can fix me is something violent and sickly obsessive

I literally hate when I see a cute lesbian video and there’s girls in the comments like “oh to be loved by a woman a man wouldn’t do this :(” “I wish I was gay instead of liking men :(” “a man could never” bitch do you constantly have to bring up men like you’re a weird fucking nasty ass bitch go crawl on somewhere always talking abt fucking men we don’t care like we don’t give a fuck we never gave a fuck

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

self-identified loser, pervert, freak, dirtbag, and all-around sicko