headache is temporary. phm is forever.
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her



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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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headache is temporary. phm is forever.

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-Lunar night on Capri-
i canβt stop watching
his hair tho, as the hood flies off
thereβs a lot to discuss here
Summer is just around the corner! Which means youβre probably fervently preparing for ~bikini season~, trying to get back into that beach bod! Well here are some dieting tips from Dennyβs Diner to help you feel a little more comfortable this year:
Bikini season? Shmikini shmeason.
You look wonderful already.
Whatever makes you feel best is best.
There is no βrightβ way to look.
Be kind to yourself.
Build a sandcastle.Β
Seriously, you look wonderful.
Dennyβs loves you.
Surfβs up!
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-Meeting of the Brig Mercury with the Russian Squadron After the Defeat of Two Turkish Battleships-
Racey Helps
i cant find my safety goggles so every time i pour mystery liquids into the beaker i just shut my eyes really really tight
#>_< >_o..? π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ x_x #<- imagining an educational lab safety video
horatio: iβm proud to identify as morosexual. iβm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively
hamlet: judging someoneβs reaction to a play is a reasonable, rational, and reliable way to ascertain whether or not theyβre a murderer
horatio, already taking his clothes off: hamlet youβre so fucking stupid

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hey yall know that reclaiming slurs doesnt mean using the slurs against people as slurs right? like when normal people say "reclaiming slurs" what we mean is taking away the power of the slurs by using them for yourself or your loved ones who reclaim it so when youre called a slur your brain goes to "oh, all my friends!" and it doesnt sting so bad, we're not saying to just call people slurs because youre a bigot whos hiding behind your identity
The Kitty Lighthouse // Square Paws
when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).
Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.
I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.
PLAGUE! PLAGUE! PLAGUE! PLAGUE!
NPC 005: Two & NPC 006: Four

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She is rash
She is unrepentant
From the book βThe Best of LIFE (magazine)β 1975
Water painted by Ivan Aivazovsky (1817 - 1900)
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