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I’ve decided not to ever feel guilty about reblogging 50 posts on the same topic/fandom in a row ever again ^u^

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So while doing some pirate research for the play I’m writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda who’s father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasn’t cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alf’s skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.
I stopped caring whether this was factually accurate about halfway through because it’s completely AWESOME.
Medievalist here for triumphant fact-checking: this story is, if not true, at least true according to the history of the Danes (Gesta Danorum) written in the 12th century by Saxo Grammaticus. You can read his account of Alwilda’s story in the original Latin here, or in English translation here. Highlights include:
She exchanged woman’s for man’s attire, and, no longer the most modest of maidens, began the life of a warlike rover. Enrolling in her service many maidens who were of the same mind, she happened to come to a spot where a band of rovers were lamenting the death of their captain, who had been lost in war; they made her their rover captain.
I love the implication that there were lots of Danish maidens just WAITING for the opportunity of a life of piracy…
Reblogging my old post for this A+ addition to it
"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent
there's three rules of naming babies:
what do the initials spell? (I was *this close* to being DMV)
what are the the different abbreviations/contractions/etc? (Michael Hunt, William Stroker, Richard Small, etc)
the name that sounds cute on your little gurgling bundle of joy will still be the one they have when they are an adult filling out a job application. Remember that.
Optional Bonus: if your baby will ever have a job one day, ensure that their email address (if in the standard First Initial, Last Name format) will not be something embarrassing.
Sincerely, someone who had to email an S. Lutz (slutz).
Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3
The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

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i think it would do a lot of people good to remember that Mormons are white supremacists, no nuance, no debate, no arguing how they've gotten "more diverse", their whole belief system is fundamentally rooted in white supremacist ideals
Hey so, they officially did away with the whole "being black means you were less faithful to Jesus in the pre-earth life" thing, which hey, great, but it's still in their chief holy book that dark skin was a curse God placed on native americans so that "good people" would know not to associate with them except to try and convert them (and certainly not to have kids with them, because that meant literally passing a curse on to your children.) Also, a central tenant of their belief system is that they (the mormons) understand the culture and religion of both native americans and jews better than they (the aforementioned ethnic groups) do.
So when we say "Mormons are white supremacists," we don't mean that your statistically average Mormon is more likely to ascribe to white supremacy than the average non-Mormon. We mean that white supremacy is baked in to the foundations of the religion. That Mormonism is a white supremacist organization. That those who practice it, at best, are not bothered by that fact enough to leave
Now, I grew up Mormon. Untill I was 25 I was what was called a Peter Priesthood, which is a Mormon who's so Mormon the other Mormons make fun of him for it. So I have a lot of sympathy for individuals manipulated by the Mormon church's cult tactics into sticking to that belief system. I get it, I get how powerful all that stuff is from first hand experience.
But the fact that I sympathize does not change the fact that members are socially and financially supporting an organization that espouses mysoginy, white supremacy, classism, and queerphobia, among other things.
A former programmer spoke up during a city council meeting in a small town in Ohio, making a well-articulated argument against data centers.
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You know I always want to see big hairy Darryl. You know this. And you make me ask? Well I'm asking. I'm pushing my food bowl around the floor and yowling.
Push no further, my child, for here is your food 🩷
I like to think this is during the timey-wimey stuff when Darryl goes back to Sweet Matilda, but it could be anything ♡ just an excuse to draw him bashful
THANK YOU MOMTHER NYAM NYAM NYAM ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December
Oh we’re engaged now btw 💍
something i think a lot of white people don't understand is that saying racist antiblack things 'ironically' 'as a joke' 'satirically' or 'as bait' is still... just being racist. as if saying 'bait used to be believable' somehow undoes the disrespect? as if pointing out that its probably a bot or a psyop nullifies the slurs? as if informing me that its a meme/copypasta/reference means you're not at fault for repeating them? as if any of this is okay? it doesn't work like that. why is the hatred and disrespect of black people acceptable background noise for you? why do you find it funny?
Hello friends we need to talk about this twitter account:
You might know him from a thread where he was getting wowed by free appetisers in a Mexican restaurant.
Firstly: He is doing a bit pretending to be a wandering samurai. It's a joke and his posts are all made up. This is very obvious if you actually look at his account and website:
He does purport to be Japanese but based on some of the other content he posts there's reason to believe he's British.
Which brings me to my second point: his Samurai content is interspersed with posts like this:
And this:
He is not cute or funny. Stop platforming him.
The chips and salsa thread went viral in June and his website seems to have gone live in July. This confirms what I suspected which is that said website with it's explicit disclaimers was made in response to the big viral hit.
Consequently, back when he first blew up it was potentially a bit harder to figure out that his stories are fictional. That said, the New York Times worked it out so I'm comfortable accusing outlets who ran the story describing him as a Japanese world cup tourist of legitimately terrible journalism.
Regarding some comments in the notes:
Yeah this is also the guy from the truck thread going around. That's what prompted this post and in retrospect I should have said so explicitly.
He claims he just uses AI to translate his posts from Japanese. He also says the art on his website isn't AI generated. I think he is full of shit on both counts.
I only gave a couple of examples but even on a brief look through his twitter it was apparent that he posts a LOT about UK politics to the point where he's quite patently British. He is a Restore supporter which is a party that split away from mainstream far right party Reform due to feeling they weren't right wing enough.
It might not surprise you to hear he does not seem to know shit about Japan? Both the salsa story and the truck story failed the smell test for people who are familiar with Japan. There's also a story about going to a potluck where he seemingly couldn't come up with a single Japanese dish for the character to cook??
Yeah his whole bit is racist and it is troubling that so many people took a guy badly roleplaying as a medieval samurai to be a 21st century Japanese tourist.
what are you FUCKING talking about?
"those who refused were slaughtered" BY WHO??
me when i'm a 9th century viking getting on a ship to go raid the latest coastal anglo-saxon monastery as a part of the Great Heathen Army which has already committed untold violence and bloodshed but i am safe in the knowledge that in 1200 years, i will be cast as some kind of victim of christianity even though i converted entirely of my own volition on my deathbed in Fuck Ass Shropshire being prayed over by Æthelstan the local deacon whose monastic order was almost entirely decimated by myself only a decade earlier.
TIL that spiral staircases were installed in fire stations in the 1800s to stop the horses that pulled the engines going up the stairs when they smelled food cooking.
via reddit.com
That’s fine until you get a spiral horse
Those dumb fuckers don’t even know about Corkscrew Horse
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Goofy walks into the men’s changing room
Honestly out of all the extremely stupid reblog chains I’ve been a part of on this website this one is by far my favorite. I think we did a great job here and should hit the showers.

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“Average American throws away 60lbs of clothing a year” “most people only wash an item of clothing ten times before it falls apart” ok how much of this is unsold clothing getting tossed throwing off the statistics? And if it’s not, What are you guys doing to your clothes. I still wear $13 shirts I bought in 2013.
https://www.smartasn.org/resources/frequently-asked-questions/
Why should I recycle used clothing and household textiles?
Clothing and household textiles currently make up 6.3 % of the waste stream or the equivalent of 81 pounds per person thrown away annually in the US. Nearly 95% of used clothing and textiles can be reused and recycled. You can help reduce the amount of clothing and textile products going into landfills by reusing or recycling these materials.
please note how even on a charity recycling website, even though it gets it right that textile waste is equivalent to 81 pounds per person, even though it doesn’t make the usual error of saying that consumers are throwing that much away themselves, it still skips directly to assuming that you, yourself, as an individual, can do a damn thing about those 81 pounds you yourself actually have no access to whatsoever.
also for reference as to how much 81 pounds of textile weight is, a pair of decently made, heavyweight jeans can be about one pound. eighty one pounds of clothes waste per year is three pairs of jeans thrown in the trash every two weeks.
are you doing that? no? yeah that’s because target and gap and old navy are throwing out a million jeans in huge bales constantly, and we need to be bringing the issue up with them.
What’s going to make you happy right now? Is it some cake? Is it a nap? Is it calling your mom? Is it going on a drive and blasting music? Is it taking a bath? Is it reading a book?
Check in with yourself because you deserve that happiness, whatever it is.
I use this with my hospice patients a lot. Because “is there anything I can do to help?” rarely gets a response. But, “I’ll be here till 6:30 and would like to do one thing to make your room more comfortable before I head out” frequently does get an answer. Often something they deem “too small to bug anyone with” like closing the blinds so there’s no reflection on the tv, or repositioning their socks because the heels have wandered into the front and are uncomfortable, or they want ice cream before dinner today, or getting an extra blanket.
I also use this on myself. What’s one thing I could do to make my environment more comfortable right now? Does it cure my mental illness? Hell no! Does it make me feel more in control of my feelings and the world around me? You betcha!
I’m going to try to apply this to my current situation, since right now things feel very out of control. Thanks!