Wanna see a dead body?

Be gay, be kind, and fuck capitalism

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

The most dangerous flightless bird in Australia is sitting under a beach umbrella stealing grapes.

It is a lovely day in Australia, and you are a horrible cassowary.

I love the reference, but calling a cassowary horrible is redundant. Like saying, “a feline cat” or, “a boneless slug.” It’s an inherent quality necessary to be a cassowary that cannot change.

unrestrained summer fun

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

A+ parenting.

NooOOO

who’s indulging tonight??

This is one of my fucking favorite posts but it’s so obscure

reblog if youd say yes