i can't leave this place

I wish I was a vampire. It would create a wide range of scary new problems for me to have to deal with but at least I'll have fangs

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

i just felt someone right click me

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!

Pretty absurd that people can even get food poisoning. That food gets crushed up and then pushed into a pouch full of hydrochloric acid. Bonkers that that isn't a more foolproof sterilisation system.

I guess it's reasonable that some of the pathogen-produced toxins can survive it but still. I'd expect it to take out more of those too.

The vulnerability comes from the fact that we cannot use sterilising juices that would dissolve us. The existence of organic something that could survive sterilising juice is both an exploitable weakness and non-negotiable requirement

That's why we do the fire part outside the body I guess

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

love the use of adverbs in this