I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

im like if my mom & dad Unfortunately had a baby

waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women