you know dr freddy c had the craziest polar pussy of all time dude he literally just reskinned five jules verne novels frankensteined together into the wildest batshit account of how he totally got all the way up there for sure guys and went back home to everyone in the world crawling around begging to suck his dick and peary is in the corner with a gun in his mouth but nobody gaf it’s not about him ! it’s freddy’s day baby ! and then of course they locked him away forever and ever and he only gets to see roald on their marital conjugal visits because of all the lying and conning et ceterfuckingaaaaa…….. and they said a promiscuous little fraudster could never step foot on the north pole well he DIDN’T but isn’t it soooooo fun to talk about














