lay an egg

why not lay an egg?

i just think youd lay a really nice egg

Did you hear that they are replacing websites and social mead with a lovely dim sum meal with all your friends twice a year

this photo shoot has always been one of my faves

you're cute so i'm downloading you

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

so the wok's gone, and now there's something wrong with the skillet, too?? how am i meant to make the rice now ????

ask a shrimp for help

i wish someone would pet and love me unconditionally like a dog (remembers people follow me and see my posts) ive actually never cared about or wanted anything