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unfortunately i’m cursed with being right

the humor is probably my healthiest coping skill sooooooo

funniest part? my advice is usually p damn solid actually 😭

me when i make too serious of a post on my main and have to tag it that im “joking” :)

man i love deer, they’re so mecore

and then you just fucking die and ragdoll 💀

checkmate. what now, huh?

*cue me breaking down for a couple minutes before going about life like nothing ever happened*

and this is part of why my highschool gf said i couldn’t go with her to parties 😎 (she was also cheating on me at these parties so yk- that’s the bigger part of why i wasn’t allowed to go with her)

DEADASSSSS and then i try to change things and i just can’t🧍

happens way too often, i’ve learned to just exit without a word 🤷‍♂️

crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once-

WHO YOU PICKING? i’m going with maurice 😎

yo fuck the fbi, detective diggleton all the way 🙂‍↕️😤

reblog if you love arson (arson’s shy, you gotta be nice)

SIR YES SIR O7 (my current is Run Rabbit)

I CANT STOP-