the planet won't heal until fat butches are a common sight in media

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

everyone get more non-sexually intimate with your close friends right now !!!! or sexually if thats your jam im not the horny police

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

don’t go shopping with me i Will tell you to buy everything you want #enabler

Fuck. I don’t want to do another day.

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it

stepping out of my comfort zone (my warm bed)

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together