u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

Do they have a wikipedia page for suitcase closed?

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is about autism or lycanthropy

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

This interview is OVER!

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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