Appa, Yeet Yeet

how to live a life for beginners

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

Your beauty is beyond compare, with flaming locks of hot wings hair...

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

my ass???? tonished

who turned them german mid tag ?

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

it's dangerous that you have to log into your bank account to see your balance i should have it in the corner of my vision at all times like a video game

sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex

I was put on this earth to be mid and then die

why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

Yeah why can't I cumin my lover

idgaf about career development im using the rest of my 20s to build my lore