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@topjcjensonfan

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Common, Jay Jay. It absolutely does make a difference, positive or negative, contactin someone directly as opposed to anonymously.

Or, are ye jus bein stubborn and think tellin me it makes na difference will urt me feelins?

Me sis has a point, luv. Why settle fur bein a subordinate when ye ave it in ye, te be th boss?

-@forgivemeomycyns

I already said, it makes no difference. It's stupid logic from a stupid toaster. And I'm much more efficient in my current position rather than being among the higher-ups, I suspect it's the same with that faulty version of me too. She's just too stupid to realize.

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Jaay Jaay, guess who it is?

[Giggles.] Did ye miss me? [Rhetorical question.]

Finally got a certain emo grape to let me have full Admin access to her old account. BULLY!

Does this elp at all? I am sorry me sister is being mean te ye.

-Dr. @forgivemeomycyns

Great, just what I need on my plate, right now. Dealing with YOU. No, it doesn't help. How would this ever remotely help anything? And why would I care if you get access to an old account or whatever?

forgivemeomycyns

Well, Jay Jay, fur most people it absolutely does make a difference, positive or negative. It makes a difference contacting someone with an account ye can follow back, ignore or block as apposed te an anon that ye can only ignore an delete and or speculate who sent unless they add a @tag which MAY or may not lead you to the OP. I'm tryin te be more transparent wit ye. More personal. More vulnerable. Can ye really not appreciate that? Like, at'all?

If no'in else, ye are now secure in th knowledge tha another Cyn posing as me te get to you canna do tha na more. Love me ur hate me, ye know is me, luv.

-Dr. Cyn

That's nonsense. It doesn't make any difference, if I still know it's a genocidal, planet-eating anti-christ... Y'know, like you. I have paperwork to do, so can you go bother someone else with the flawed logic that your faulty CPU cooks up?

{JJE snt via @forgivemeomycyns}

Robogod you're pathetic.

You make me want to throw up my morning cup of oil.

What do you even THINK you're doing? Seriously?

Stop pretending to be JCJenson's office bitch. You're making all Js look bad!

-Col Jennifer James Elliott III

What do YOU think you're doing? Abandoning the company just to go suck-up to a genocidal, manipulative, planet-eating anti-christ. THAT'S what is pathetic here. Not me.

The only one making any J look bad here is you. It's completely unprofessional, and unacceptable behavior, to abandon the high-ranking position that corporate practically HANDED you on a silver platter. It's embarrassing, and frankly makes you one of the worst Js that I've ever had the DISpleasure, in your case, of conversating with during my JCJenson™ approved break-time.

forgivemeomycyns

Ha, ha, you got it backwards, not that I'm surprised. The CMO answers to ME! She reports TO ME. And Bitch, I am the company.

Don't project your insecurities on me! You should know your place! You have some nerve speaking to a Chief Executive Officer like that. I asked you a question. Are you afraid to answer or are you bein insubordinate? -Col Jenn

If you must know, I think that I am valiantly serving JCJenson™ and all of their associates to the best of my abilities given my current objectives.

You may be a CEO, but you are most certainly not MY CEO. I don't answer to another J, I answer to corporate. And your weak intimidation tactics aren't gonna change that.

To me, it just sounds like you need to brush up on the dos and don'ts of dealing with your competitors in a professional manor.

What I say to or about our competitors during my breaks, isn't a concern that JCJenson™ has. As far as the shareholders are concerned, it shows my overwhelming loyalty and dedication to the company.

forgivemeomycyns

Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something? I was reviewing the profit margins for the 2nd quarter in my visor. You were saying?

I'm kinna helping rebuild a planet, so if you could just give me the bullet points of how totally not useless you are, that'd be great. Otherwise, let me talk to your superior an go get a cupa crude or something.

Yeah, yeah. An Untrained Neural Network could do that.

I'm neither required or obligated to tell you that information, and I'm not your servant. Get your own cup of crude, I'm more of a diesel gal myself personally. It's just better, like me! Heh.

Now, time for those bullet-points:

As a Disassembly Drone Squad Leader, I'm responsible for managing my squadmates and keeping our quarterly margins in the green. Which I excel at.

Additionally, both V and I have to pull extra weight since N is completely useless.

I'm also responsible for a large amount of paperwork that is filed and completed on Copper-9! In fact, I would estimate that over half of the paperwork done on Copper-9 is done by me! Those toasters in their bunker don't do much when it comes to professionalism and business.

There's much more, but I'm a very busy woman.

forgivemeomycyns

Nice, let me debunk those in short order in terms you can understand, since I was suggesting YOU get a drink for yourself, little secretary.

As a Disassembly Drone you failed, or you wouldn't have a planet to stand on, idiot. You failed your boss, not necessarily a bad thing, but let's face facts. You failed your co-workers, one is dead, the other is N, and you continue to fail yourself as you delude yourself. You have no squad. You're barely a duo. A squad has each other's backs. They respect the leader and the leader looks after them. You have none of that. You don't even appreciate the ONE partner who still respects you.

2. Again, V is dead. You watched her self terminate, moron.

3. You are a "Toaster", you twit.

4. I highly doubt that. But, maybe The Emo Grape and Khan actually finds use for you. They are generous sorts and very resourceful.

Now I want to talk to your boss if there's further business. You are a valued paper pushing pion and I don't have time to waste because I have duties that include CEO of JCJ, Second in Command of Copper 9 Civil Defense Forces and I'm going to be a mother soon. Tessa's clone is developing nicely. I'll be selecting an apartment in Yeva City. Only the best of the fully developed neighborhoods will do. I'm also creating art to hang up in a new museum. My doodles are not great by themselves, so lil brother Nathaniel has offered to paint them for me. THAT's a team effort.

My only concern is how I'm going to be a good mother and how much do I share of my past and her ancestry? Not that you have any insight. You don't even know what empathy is, yet.

If Cyn hadn't brought her blood to Copper 9, Tessa would have no legacy. It is what it is. The Doctor is doing the best she can. Which is more than I can say for you. OH did I happen to mention I'M REBUILDING A PLANET?! Stop wasting my time, little secretary. -Col Jenn

This barely deserves a refutal since it's so clearly wrong, but I'm not gonna let my integrity and experience be questioned.

These things take time, it's a delicate process, especially when you're very much hindered by an utterly useless squadmate. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR V'S TERMINATION. IT WAS COMPLETELY UNPREVENTABLE. Uzi let her guard down, N and I were completely preoccupied with fighting a certain antichrist that you may be familiar with sucking up to! I appreciate anyone that's able to pull their own, and unfortunately that's currently only one of my team members! Have each other's backs? I HAVE RISKED MY LIFE ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS FOR EACH OF MY MEMBERS, EVEN N. AND HE'S A USELESS MORON.

Again, I'm not accountable for that. It was a workplace accident and if there's any blame to throw around, it's logical to put it on the Purple one.

I'm NOT a toaster, I'm far more advanced than any of those drones at Outpost-3.

I don't know any Khans, but I'm certain that Uzi is able to be of use in certain situations. Either way, I'm the only one still pulling my weight in this squad and I'm doing it without any appreciation just like any valiant squad leader would do.

Last time I checked, I wasn't obligated to refer JCJenson™'s competitors to our upper management, and I WON'T be doing that. I also didn't ask for your unbearable life story, I have actually important things to deal with. Things that AREN'T classified as noise pollution.

forgivemeomycyns

Always someone else's fault, amiright? I'm sorry I didn't just TL'DR that.

Doesn't surprise me you are not in touch with the one authority figure, in that Godforsaken outpost. Your User's father, no less. Like a braying donkey your words are hollow and meaningless. You are a tool in your own mind. I would at least respect you if you were deluded into thinking you're the boss but you aspire only to be a useful tool to humans long dead. How sad. Also, kinna funny, not gunna lie.

The Doctor is a freak but she's MY FREAK, my little sister and my subordinate and she's doing the best she can. We all are. What are you doing?

V died because you failed as a leader. You weren't there to support your team. It was a mistake, own up to it, and move on. You're the adult, sweetheart. Yur putting it all on a teenager with main character syndrome. And if your N is so "incompetent" then cut him lose. Otherwise, stop whining and start taking responsibility. You're such a great leader? Then it's on you to TRAIN him or cut your losses. Or do you secretly appreciate his company and are deathly afraid to lose another partner?

I can't believe I have to explain all this to myself. -Col Jenn

I was NOT to blame for it. Corporate looked into it, they find no negligence on my part. For what it was, I handled it appropriately!

Those toasters in that bunker aren't the authority that I answer to, and I NEVER said I didn't have contact with corporate! You're putting words into my mouth, you unionizing intern! I'm a more effective tool than you are an effective boss, I'm sure of that!

It's embarrassing that any version of me is deluded enough to call that thing their "little sister," if I was that deluded I'd be terminated by now!

I DID NOT FAIL. I AM A GOOD FUCKING LEADER. IT WASN'T MY FAULT. IT WASN'T. IT REALLY WASN'T MY FAULT. N AND I WERE PREOCCUPIED WITH AN ELDRITCH HORROR. WHAT COULD WE DO? V WOULDN'T BE DEAD IF UZI COULD HAVE STAYED FOCUS. IT WASN'T SOMETHING WE COULD'VE CONTROLLED.

N is incompetent, but he is a member of my squad. It's my duty to whip him into shape in any way necessary. It would reflect poorly on my leadership skills to m not be able to make my squadmate an adequate member of the team. I won't give up on him, even if he is useless as of now.

Not sure if the tumblrings saw the teaser

Me thinks it’s going to be a vid focusing more on J

forgivemeomycyns

Nothin like offscreen redemption fur a person who has never said a kind word te anyone. Meanwhile, all I get is a dis track where I tear inte me own bruvver and host until he knocks 7 bells outta me? Ahight.

I made it clear that I was defending me family an intended te protect Tessa when I still ad me wits bout me. Even in th depths of madness I offered greeting te both me bruvver an me mortal enemy as we met on the field of honor. An in defeat, I then gave er a compliment an some personal fashion tips. But J gets th redemption? Good on ye, sis.

Pinging-User-ID-@jcjensonsno1favorite

Pinging-User-ID-@topjcjensonfan

jcjensonsno1favorite deserves love an redemption, th o'her one might get a good laugh from this. -Dr. Cyn

When you're puppeteering the destruction of multiple plants, more than one filled with life, then obviously your hostile takeover won't end with a redemption arc.

You're no exactly promotion material, that's for sure. You're just a murderous anti-christ.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

@tbcbtq-v-real makes coolant seem soooo appetizing… I’m gonna try it

Will report back soon

Guess I'm the only responsible one on this Corporate-forsaken planet. :eyeroll:

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

j im exploding you

I’m essentially immortal, let me try things that probably would kill me before I ate cyn

I don't think you can just explode me like that... But just in case, let me refer to the manuals and I'll get back to you.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I can explode you just like that, I’m your sysadmin, aren’t I?

Yes. It's in the manuals, AND referred to in the guidelines... I can't believe this.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

teehee…

I hope you like the taste of ICBM’s~

UZI. DO NOT SEND ICBMS TO MY LOCATION, I HAVE PAPERWORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

TOO FUCKING BAD

I’m gonna throw as many bombs at you as I can so I can make your body reconstruct itself via spooky worm thing so you STOP OVERWORKING YOURSELF because you can’t do paperwork if you don’t have hands that aren’t claws!

I don't overwork myself, you're just too unemployed to understand what it's like to have a proper work schedule!

You really think claws are gonna stop me from getting my paperwork done! I have an obligation to JCJenson™ that you wouldn't understand. I'll find a way, with or without claws!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J I swear to me

I’m cliterally employed

Stop working yourself to death!

You're little toaster job doesn't count. It's freelance at best. Not a real, hardworking, corporate job like mine.

Working myself to death? Heh- That's rich, considering that we're practically immortal. There's no such thing as 'working yourself to death.' Besides, it's not like death was ever an escape in the first place.

I'll work as much as I want, because I like it and it's my job. And you won't stop me, I have an obligation to JCJenson™ and I take my role within the corporate ladder VERY seriously if you somehow can't tell by my leadership skills and valiant work ethic!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

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J.

JCJENSON DOESNT EXIST

You are literally the ONLY person still working there

The company is DISSOLVED

Why... Why did you link all these tests, Uzi? I do not have burnout, I'm too good at my job to get burned out!

And that other stuff is none of your business!!

JCJenson™ was never formally dissolved, and the status of the rest of it's staff is undisclosed and redacted information! None of what you claim can be confirmed, therefore my employment at JCJenson™ is not null nor is it void!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J.

You do know that when I assimilated Cyn I (unfortunately) got all of her memories?

Including the ones where she hunted around the galaxy for every JcJenson™️ spaceship or any sign of JcJenson and murdered them?

They are VERY dead.

Take the damn break.

Really? Well, I bet those were fabricated for this exact reason. JCJenson™ is a TITAN in every industry, they are resilient and ever-present! It's what makes them such an admirable company!

I'm take my break, whenever it is designated by the JCJenson™ Leadership Handbook. Protocol will be adhered to, and you can't prevent that.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I’m going to MURDER YOU

Good luck in your endeavors, Uzi. That'll be harder than you think. Heh.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

…

Yeahhh. Not so tough now, are you, Purple?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I am going to spill McDronealds Coffee on you.

Too bad that there are no McDonald's on Copper-9 and Cyn destroyed the Earth.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Yeah, but some workers recently decided to open a “McDronealds”.

I’m pretty sure V went there with Cyn (cut my tail off and gave her to V, she didn’t die because determination) a few months ago to get her to shut the hell up when I was working.

So, I’m

Going to pour coffee on you

Yeah, and if you do that... I'll have to take a more hands-on approach...

Considering you'd be, damaging company property as my suit would certainly need a deep-clean after having coffee poured on me.

Obviously, I couldn't just let that slide. There'd be reprimanding involved for sure.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Hands on approach you say 🫪

I- A- T-to fight you-! I'd be fighting you-! N-not anything else! If that's what you're suggesting! Which is also completely unprofessional by the way!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Sigh

Alright

😔😔😔

Wha- Why are you acting disappointed-?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Oh! Would you look at that!!!

I just got jumped!!

Oh no!!

They are stealing my phone!!

Oh no!!!

My phone just got thrown into battery acid!!

Oh no!!!!

Whoops, sorry J I can’t come to the phone right now my phone is melted…

How did you send this if your phone was destroyed?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Vro MIGHT be denser than osmium.

I am not dense, yo-you archaic toaster!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Wowwwww pulling out the slurs now

According to JCJenson™ guidelines, I fall under the bracket that is allowed to say a slur like that appropriately in a casual environment.

I am within my rights, Uzi.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

You USED to be able to say that.

Now you’re a disassembly drone.

Going off of JCJenson™ policies, Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones fall under the same umbrella and therefore I'm still well within my rights of what I can and can't insult you toasters.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Well!!!!!

Fuck you!!!

Murder Drone!!!!

Okay... Well- Uhm- Y'know, Uzi, we're Disassembly Drones... Not, "Murder Drones."

You should consider getting it right, next time.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Faggot.

That’s the proper name

I mean

You can’t prove it wrong

3/3 of the remaining Murder Drones are lgbtq

I- Uh- W-what I am is none of your business-! Y-you can't confidently say that all three of us DISASSEMBLY DRONES are LGBTQ because you don't what MY orientation is!

All you have is a guess, nothing solid to stand on business with!

Your claims are baseless, and your embarrassing attempt at aggression expansion has been halted.

Captain, you do have a pretty... queer vibe, so to say, aha! So this Uzi isn't wrong, y'know.

Excuse me-? I don't remember asking someone so utterly useless for their opinion, but here you are. How about instead of nosing around on social media, you try to be useful for once?

Hey, Captain? Why don't you check yourself? Especially your attitude, J. I didn't ask for life advice from anyone, and definitely not you. I really was just calling it how it is. Calm your biscuits, please.

A little advice from your boss. Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong, it's insufferable. And don't get to tell me what to do, I'm the squad leader, you are my subordinate. YOU listen to me or YOU get reprimanded. Which I'd be happy to put you into your place, if correctional action is required!

If you ask me, that's the only reason why we're still going! Heh-!

Captain, you can have fun trying, but there won't be any real effect. JCJ is dead. I'm sorry, truly. You have to move on. I'm not going to leave you alone again, but I'm done here.

Our old life is gone. Just... think on it, maybe, okay? Please.

I'm going to make a... something. You know where to find me.

Ugh- Whatever. As long as you're not being useless in my presence. Out of sight, out of mind.

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Jaay Jaay, guess who it is?

[Giggles.] Did ye miss me? [Rhetorical question.]

Finally got a certain emo grape to let me have full Admin access to her old account. BULLY!

Does this elp at all? I am sorry me sister is being mean te ye.

-Dr. @forgivemeomycyns

Great, just what I need on my plate, right now. Dealing with YOU. No, it doesn't help. How would this ever remotely help anything? And why would I care if you get access to an old account or whatever?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

@tbcbtq-v-real makes coolant seem soooo appetizing… I’m gonna try it

Will report back soon

Guess I'm the only responsible one on this Corporate-forsaken planet. :eyeroll:

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

j im exploding you

I’m essentially immortal, let me try things that probably would kill me before I ate cyn

I don't think you can just explode me like that... But just in case, let me refer to the manuals and I'll get back to you.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I can explode you just like that, I’m your sysadmin, aren’t I?

Yes. It's in the manuals, AND referred to in the guidelines... I can't believe this.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

teehee…

I hope you like the taste of ICBM’s~

UZI. DO NOT SEND ICBMS TO MY LOCATION, I HAVE PAPERWORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

TOO FUCKING BAD

I’m gonna throw as many bombs at you as I can so I can make your body reconstruct itself via spooky worm thing so you STOP OVERWORKING YOURSELF because you can’t do paperwork if you don’t have hands that aren’t claws!

I don't overwork myself, you're just too unemployed to understand what it's like to have a proper work schedule!

You really think claws are gonna stop me from getting my paperwork done! I have an obligation to JCJenson™ that you wouldn't understand. I'll find a way, with or without claws!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J I swear to me

I’m cliterally employed

Stop working yourself to death!

You're little toaster job doesn't count. It's freelance at best. Not a real, hardworking, corporate job like mine.

Working myself to death? Heh- That's rich, considering that we're practically immortal. There's no such thing as 'working yourself to death.' Besides, it's not like death was ever an escape in the first place.

I'll work as much as I want, because I like it and it's my job. And you won't stop me, I have an obligation to JCJenson™ and I take my role within the corporate ladder VERY seriously if you somehow can't tell by my leadership skills and valiant work ethic!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

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J.

JCJENSON DOESNT EXIST

You are literally the ONLY person still working there

The company is DISSOLVED

Why... Why did you link all these tests, Uzi? I do not have burnout, I'm too good at my job to get burned out!

And that other stuff is none of your business!!

JCJenson™ was never formally dissolved, and the status of the rest of it's staff is undisclosed and redacted information! None of what you claim can be confirmed, therefore my employment at JCJenson™ is not null nor is it void!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J.

You do know that when I assimilated Cyn I (unfortunately) got all of her memories?

Including the ones where she hunted around the galaxy for every JcJenson™️ spaceship or any sign of JcJenson and murdered them?

They are VERY dead.

Take the damn break.

Really? Well, I bet those were fabricated for this exact reason. JCJenson™ is a TITAN in every industry, they are resilient and ever-present! It's what makes them such an admirable company!

I'm take my break, whenever it is designated by the JCJenson™ Leadership Handbook. Protocol will be adhered to, and you can't prevent that.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I’m going to MURDER YOU

Good luck in your endeavors, Uzi. That'll be harder than you think. Heh.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

…

Yeahhh. Not so tough now, are you, Purple?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I am going to spill McDronealds Coffee on you.

Too bad that there are no McDonald's on Copper-9 and Cyn destroyed the Earth.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Yeah, but some workers recently decided to open a “McDronealds”.

I’m pretty sure V went there with Cyn (cut my tail off and gave her to V, she didn’t die because determination) a few months ago to get her to shut the hell up when I was working.

So, I’m

Going to pour coffee on you

Yeah, and if you do that... I'll have to take a more hands-on approach...

Considering you'd be, damaging company property as my suit would certainly need a deep-clean after having coffee poured on me.

Obviously, I couldn't just let that slide. There'd be reprimanding involved for sure.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Hands on approach you say 🫪

I- A- T-to fight you-! I'd be fighting you-! N-not anything else! If that's what you're suggesting! Which is also completely unprofessional by the way!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Sigh

Alright

😔😔😔

Wha- Why are you acting disappointed-?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Oh! Would you look at that!!!

I just got jumped!!

Oh no!!

They are stealing my phone!!

Oh no!!!

My phone just got thrown into battery acid!!

Oh no!!!!

Whoops, sorry J I can’t come to the phone right now my phone is melted…

How did you send this if your phone was destroyed?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Vro MIGHT be denser than osmium.

I am not dense, yo-you archaic toaster!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Wowwwww pulling out the slurs now

According to JCJenson™ guidelines, I fall under the bracket that is allowed to say a slur like that appropriately in a casual environment.

I am within my rights, Uzi.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

You USED to be able to say that.

Now you’re a disassembly drone.

Going off of JCJenson™ policies, Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones fall under the same umbrella and therefore I'm still well within my rights of what I can and can't insult you toasters.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Well!!!!!

Fuck you!!!

Murder Drone!!!!

Okay... Well- Uhm- Y'know, Uzi, we're Disassembly Drones... Not, "Murder Drones."

You should consider getting it right, next time.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Faggot.

That’s the proper name

I mean

You can’t prove it wrong

3/3 of the remaining Murder Drones are lgbtq

I- Uh- W-what I am is none of your business-! Y-you can't confidently say that all three of us DISASSEMBLY DRONES are LGBTQ because you don't what MY orientation is!

All you have is a guess, nothing solid to stand on business with!

Your claims are baseless, and your embarrassing attempt at aggression expansion has been halted.

Captain, you do have a pretty... queer vibe, so to say, aha! So this Uzi isn't wrong, y'know.

Excuse me-? I don't remember asking someone so utterly useless for their opinion, but here you are. How about instead of nosing around on social media, you try to be useful for once?

Hey, Captain? Why don't you check yourself? Especially your attitude, J. I didn't ask for life advice from anyone, and definitely not you. I really was just calling it how it is. Calm your biscuits, please.

A little advice from your boss. Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong, it's insufferable. And don't get to tell me what to do, I'm the squad leader, you are my subordinate. YOU listen to me or YOU get reprimanded. Which I'd be happy to put you into your place, if correctional action is required!

If you ask me, that's the only reason why we're still going! Heh-!

{JJE snt via @forgivemeomycyns}

Robogod you're pathetic.

You make me want to throw up my morning cup of oil.

What do you even THINK you're doing? Seriously?

Stop pretending to be JCJenson's office bitch. You're making all Js look bad!

-Col Jennifer James Elliott III

What do YOU think you're doing? Abandoning the company just to go suck-up to a genocidal, manipulative, planet-eating anti-christ. THAT'S what is pathetic here. Not me.

The only one making any J look bad here is you. It's completely unprofessional, and unacceptable behavior, to abandon the high-ranking position that corporate practically HANDED you on a silver platter. It's embarrassing, and frankly makes you one of the worst Js that I've ever had the DISpleasure, in your case, of conversating with during my JCJenson™ approved break-time.

forgivemeomycyns

Ha, ha, you got it backwards, not that I'm surprised. The CMO answers to ME! She reports TO ME. And Bitch, I am the company.

Don't project your insecurities on me! You should know your place! You have some nerve speaking to a Chief Executive Officer like that. I asked you a question. Are you afraid to answer or are you bein insubordinate? -Col Jenn

If you must know, I think that I am valiantly serving JCJenson™ and all of their associates to the best of my abilities given my current objectives.

You may be a CEO, but you are most certainly not MY CEO. I don't answer to another J, I answer to corporate. And your weak intimidation tactics aren't gonna change that.

To me, it just sounds like you need to brush up on the dos and don'ts of dealing with your competitors in a professional manor.

What I say to or about our competitors during my breaks, isn't a concern that JCJenson™ has. As far as the shareholders are concerned, it shows my overwhelming loyalty and dedication to the company.

forgivemeomycyns

Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something? I was reviewing the profit margins for the 2nd quarter in my visor. You were saying?

I'm kinna helping rebuild a planet, so if you could just give me the bullet points of how totally not useless you are, that'd be great. Otherwise, let me talk to your superior an go get a cupa crude or something.

Yeah, yeah. An Untrained Neural Network could do that.

I'm neither required or obligated to tell you that information, and I'm not your servant. Get your own cup of crude, I'm more of a diesel gal myself personally. It's just better, like me! Heh.

Now, time for those bullet-points:

As a Disassembly Drone Squad Leader, I'm responsible for managing my squadmates and keeping our quarterly margins in the green. Which I excel at.

Additionally, both V and I have to pull extra weight since N is completely useless.

I'm also responsible for a large amount of paperwork that is filed and completed on Copper-9! In fact, I would estimate that over half of the paperwork done on Copper-9 is done by me! Those toasters in their bunker don't do much when it comes to professionalism and business.

There's much more, but I'm a very busy woman.

forgivemeomycyns

Nice, let me debunk those in short order in terms you can understand, since I was suggesting YOU get a drink for yourself, little secretary.

As a Disassembly Drone you failed, or you wouldn't have a planet to stand on, idiot. You failed your boss, not necessarily a bad thing, but let's face facts. You failed your co-workers, one is dead, the other is N, and you continue to fail yourself as you delude yourself. You have no squad. You're barely a duo. A squad has each other's backs. They respect the leader and the leader looks after them. You have none of that. You don't even appreciate the ONE partner who still respects you.

2. Again, V is dead. You watched her self terminate, moron.

3. You are a "Toaster", you twit.

4. I highly doubt that. But, maybe The Emo Grape and Khan actually finds use for you. They are generous sorts and very resourceful.

Now I want to talk to your boss if there's further business. You are a valued paper pushing pion and I don't have time to waste because I have duties that include CEO of JCJ, Second in Command of Copper 9 Civil Defense Forces and I'm going to be a mother soon. Tessa's clone is developing nicely. I'll be selecting an apartment in Yeva City. Only the best of the fully developed neighborhoods will do. I'm also creating art to hang up in a new museum. My doodles are not great by themselves, so lil brother Nathaniel has offered to paint them for me. THAT's a team effort.

My only concern is how I'm going to be a good mother and how much do I share of my past and her ancestry? Not that you have any insight. You don't even know what empathy is, yet.

If Cyn hadn't brought her blood to Copper 9, Tessa would have no legacy. It is what it is. The Doctor is doing the best she can. Which is more than I can say for you. OH did I happen to mention I'M REBUILDING A PLANET?! Stop wasting my time, little secretary. -Col Jenn

This barely deserves a refutal since it's so clearly wrong, but I'm not gonna let my integrity and experience be questioned.

These things take time, it's a delicate process, especially when you're very much hindered by an utterly useless squadmate. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR V'S TERMINATION. IT WAS COMPLETELY UNPREVENTABLE. Uzi let her guard down, N and I were completely preoccupied with fighting a certain antichrist that you may be familiar with sucking up to! I appreciate anyone that's able to pull their own, and unfortunately that's currently only one of my team members! Have each other's backs? I HAVE RISKED MY LIFE ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS FOR EACH OF MY MEMBERS, EVEN N. AND HE'S A USELESS MORON.

Again, I'm not accountable for that. It was a workplace accident and if there's any blame to throw around, it's logical to put it on the Purple one.

I'm NOT a toaster, I'm far more advanced than any of those drones at Outpost-3.

I don't know any Khans, but I'm certain that Uzi is able to be of use in certain situations. Either way, I'm the only one still pulling my weight in this squad and I'm doing it without any appreciation just like any valiant squad leader would do.

Last time I checked, I wasn't obligated to refer JCJenson™'s competitors to our upper management, and I WON'T be doing that. I also didn't ask for your unbearable life story, I have actually important things to deal with. Things that AREN'T classified as noise pollution.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

@tbcbtq-v-real makes coolant seem soooo appetizing… I’m gonna try it

Will report back soon

Guess I'm the only responsible one on this Corporate-forsaken planet. :eyeroll:

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

j im exploding you

I’m essentially immortal, let me try things that probably would kill me before I ate cyn

I don't think you can just explode me like that... But just in case, let me refer to the manuals and I'll get back to you.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I can explode you just like that, I’m your sysadmin, aren’t I?

Yes. It's in the manuals, AND referred to in the guidelines... I can't believe this.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

teehee…

I hope you like the taste of ICBM’s~

UZI. DO NOT SEND ICBMS TO MY LOCATION, I HAVE PAPERWORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

TOO FUCKING BAD

I’m gonna throw as many bombs at you as I can so I can make your body reconstruct itself via spooky worm thing so you STOP OVERWORKING YOURSELF because you can’t do paperwork if you don’t have hands that aren’t claws!

I don't overwork myself, you're just too unemployed to understand what it's like to have a proper work schedule!

You really think claws are gonna stop me from getting my paperwork done! I have an obligation to JCJenson™ that you wouldn't understand. I'll find a way, with or without claws!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J I swear to me

I’m cliterally employed

Stop working yourself to death!

You're little toaster job doesn't count. It's freelance at best. Not a real, hardworking, corporate job like mine.

Working myself to death? Heh- That's rich, considering that we're practically immortal. There's no such thing as 'working yourself to death.' Besides, it's not like death was ever an escape in the first place.

I'll work as much as I want, because I like it and it's my job. And you won't stop me, I have an obligation to JCJenson™ and I take my role within the corporate ladder VERY seriously if you somehow can't tell by my leadership skills and valiant work ethic!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

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J.

JCJENSON DOESNT EXIST

You are literally the ONLY person still working there

The company is DISSOLVED

Why... Why did you link all these tests, Uzi? I do not have burnout, I'm too good at my job to get burned out!

And that other stuff is none of your business!!

JCJenson™ was never formally dissolved, and the status of the rest of it's staff is undisclosed and redacted information! None of what you claim can be confirmed, therefore my employment at JCJenson™ is not null nor is it void!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J.

You do know that when I assimilated Cyn I (unfortunately) got all of her memories?

Including the ones where she hunted around the galaxy for every JcJenson™️ spaceship or any sign of JcJenson and murdered them?

They are VERY dead.

Take the damn break.

Really? Well, I bet those were fabricated for this exact reason. JCJenson™ is a TITAN in every industry, they are resilient and ever-present! It's what makes them such an admirable company!

I'm take my break, whenever it is designated by the JCJenson™ Leadership Handbook. Protocol will be adhered to, and you can't prevent that.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I’m going to MURDER YOU

Good luck in your endeavors, Uzi. That'll be harder than you think. Heh.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

…

Yeahhh. Not so tough now, are you, Purple?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I am going to spill McDronealds Coffee on you.

Too bad that there are no McDonald's on Copper-9 and Cyn destroyed the Earth.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Yeah, but some workers recently decided to open a “McDronealds”.

I’m pretty sure V went there with Cyn (cut my tail off and gave her to V, she didn’t die because determination) a few months ago to get her to shut the hell up when I was working.

So, I’m

Going to pour coffee on you

Yeah, and if you do that... I'll have to take a more hands-on approach...

Considering you'd be, damaging company property as my suit would certainly need a deep-clean after having coffee poured on me.

Obviously, I couldn't just let that slide. There'd be reprimanding involved for sure.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Hands on approach you say 🫪

I- A- T-to fight you-! I'd be fighting you-! N-not anything else! If that's what you're suggesting! Which is also completely unprofessional by the way!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Sigh

Alright

😔😔😔

Wha- Why are you acting disappointed-?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Oh! Would you look at that!!!

I just got jumped!!

Oh no!!

They are stealing my phone!!

Oh no!!!

My phone just got thrown into battery acid!!

Oh no!!!!

Whoops, sorry J I can’t come to the phone right now my phone is melted…

How did you send this if your phone was destroyed?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Vro MIGHT be denser than osmium.

I am not dense, yo-you archaic toaster!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Wowwwww pulling out the slurs now

According to JCJenson™ guidelines, I fall under the bracket that is allowed to say a slur like that appropriately in a casual environment.

I am within my rights, Uzi.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

You USED to be able to say that.

Now you’re a disassembly drone.

Going off of JCJenson™ policies, Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones fall under the same umbrella and therefore I'm still well within my rights of what I can and can't insult you toasters.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Well!!!!!

Fuck you!!!

Murder Drone!!!!

Okay... Well- Uhm- Y'know, Uzi, we're Disassembly Drones... Not, "Murder Drones."

You should consider getting it right, next time.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Faggot.

That’s the proper name

I mean

You can’t prove it wrong

3/3 of the remaining Murder Drones are lgbtq

I- Uh- W-what I am is none of your business-! Y-you can't confidently say that all three of us DISASSEMBLY DRONES are LGBTQ because you don't what MY orientation is!

All you have is a guess, nothing solid to stand on business with!

Your claims are baseless, and your embarrassing attempt at aggression expansion has been halted.

Captain, you do have a pretty... queer vibe, so to say, aha! So this Uzi isn't wrong, y'know.

Excuse me-? I don't remember asking someone so utterly useless for their opinion, but here you are. How about instead of nosing around on social media, you try to be useful for once?

{JJE snt via @forgivemeomycyns}

Robogod you're pathetic.

You make me want to throw up my morning cup of oil.

What do you even THINK you're doing? Seriously?

Stop pretending to be JCJenson's office bitch. You're making all Js look bad!

-Col Jennifer James Elliott III

What do YOU think you're doing? Abandoning the company just to go suck-up to a genocidal, manipulative, planet-eating anti-christ. THAT'S what is pathetic here. Not me.

The only one making any J look bad here is you. It's completely unprofessional, and unacceptable behavior, to abandon the high-ranking position that corporate practically HANDED you on a silver platter. It's embarrassing, and frankly makes you one of the worst Js that I've ever had the DISpleasure, in your case, of conversating with during my JCJenson™ approved break-time.

forgivemeomycyns

Ha, ha, you got it backwards, not that I'm surprised. The CMO answers to ME! She reports TO ME. And Bitch, I am the company.

Don't project your insecurities on me! You should know your place! You have some nerve speaking to a Chief Executive Officer like that. I asked you a question. Are you afraid to answer or are you bein insubordinate? -Col Jenn

If you must know, I think that I am valiantly serving JCJenson™ and all of their associates to the best of my abilities given my current objectives.

You may be a CEO, but you are most certainly not MY CEO. I don't answer to another J, I answer to corporate. And your weak intimidation tactics aren't gonna change that.

To me, it just sounds like you need to brush up on the dos and don'ts of dealing with your competitors in a professional manor.

What I say to or about our competitors during my breaks, isn't a concern that JCJenson™ has. As far as the shareholders are concerned, it shows my overwhelming loyalty and dedication to the company.

forgivemeomycyns

Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something? I was reviewing the profit margins for the 2nd quarter in my visor. You were saying?

I'm kinna helping rebuild a planet, so if you could just give me the bullet points of how totally not useless you are, that'd be great. Otherwise, let me talk to your superior an go get a cupa crude or something.

Yeah, yeah. An Untrained Neural Network could do that.

I'm neither required or obligated to tell you that information, and I'm not your servant. Get your own cup of crude, I'm more of a diesel gal myself personally. It's just better, like me! Heh.

Now, time for those bullet-points:

As a Disassembly Drone Squad Leader, I'm responsible for managing my squadmates and keeping our quarterly margins in the green. Which I excel at.

Additionally, both V and I have to pull extra weight since N is completely useless.

I'm also responsible for a large amount of paperwork that is filed and completed on Copper-9! In fact, I would estimate that over half of the paperwork done on Copper-9 is done by me! Those toasters in their bunker don't do much when it comes to professionalism and business.

There's much more, but I'm a very busy woman.

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{JJE snt via @forgivemeomycyns}

Robogod you're pathetic.

You make me want to throw up my morning cup of oil.

What do you even THINK you're doing? Seriously?

Stop pretending to be JCJenson's office bitch. You're making all Js look bad!

-Col Jennifer James Elliott III

What do YOU think you're doing? Abandoning the company just to go suck-up to a genocidal, manipulative, planet-eating anti-christ. THAT'S what is pathetic here. Not me.

The only one making any J look bad here is you. It's completely unprofessional, and unacceptable behavior, to abandon the high-ranking position that corporate practically HANDED you on a silver platter. It's embarrassing, and frankly makes you one of the worst Js that I've ever had the DISpleasure, in your case, of conversating with during my JCJenson™ approved break-time.

forgivemeomycyns

Ha, ha, you got it backwards, not that I'm surprised. The CMO answers to ME! She reports TO ME. And Bitch, I am the company.

Don't project your insecurities on me! You should know your place! You have some nerve speaking to a Chief Executive Officer like that. I asked you a question. Are you afraid to answer or are you bein insubordinate? -Col Jenn

If you must know, I think that I am valiantly serving JCJenson™ and all of their associates to the best of my abilities given my current objectives.

You may be a CEO, but you are most certainly not MY CEO. I don't answer to another J, I answer to corporate. And your weak intimidation tactics aren't gonna change that.

To me, it just sounds like you need to brush up on the dos and don'ts of dealing with your competitors in a professional manor.

What I say to or about our competitors during my breaks, isn't a concern that JCJenson™ has. As far as the shareholders are concerned, it shows my overwhelming loyalty and dedication to the company.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

@tbcbtq-v-real makes coolant seem soooo appetizing… I’m gonna try it

Will report back soon

Guess I'm the only responsible one on this Corporate-forsaken planet. :eyeroll:

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

j im exploding you

I’m essentially immortal, let me try things that probably would kill me before I ate cyn

I don't think you can just explode me like that... But just in case, let me refer to the manuals and I'll get back to you.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I can explode you just like that, I’m your sysadmin, aren’t I?

Yes. It's in the manuals, AND referred to in the guidelines... I can't believe this.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

teehee…

I hope you like the taste of ICBM’s~

UZI. DO NOT SEND ICBMS TO MY LOCATION, I HAVE PAPERWORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

TOO FUCKING BAD

I’m gonna throw as many bombs at you as I can so I can make your body reconstruct itself via spooky worm thing so you STOP OVERWORKING YOURSELF because you can’t do paperwork if you don’t have hands that aren’t claws!

I don't overwork myself, you're just too unemployed to understand what it's like to have a proper work schedule!

You really think claws are gonna stop me from getting my paperwork done! I have an obligation to JCJenson™ that you wouldn't understand. I'll find a way, with or without claws!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J I swear to me

I’m cliterally employed

Stop working yourself to death!

You're little toaster job doesn't count. It's freelance at best. Not a real, hardworking, corporate job like mine.

Working myself to death? Heh- That's rich, considering that we're practically immortal. There's no such thing as 'working yourself to death.' Besides, it's not like death was ever an escape in the first place.

I'll work as much as I want, because I like it and it's my job. And you won't stop me, I have an obligation to JCJenson™ and I take my role within the corporate ladder VERY seriously if you somehow can't tell by my leadership skills and valiant work ethic!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Burnout, a state of severe mental and emotional exhaustion most often caused by work-related stress, can lead to depression or anxiety, stra

How do you know if you're gay? There's a whole spectrum of romantic and sexual orientation, and ultimately, you get to choose whatever label

The RAADS–R is a questionnaire designed to assist clinicians with the diagnosis of autistic adults who often “escape diagnosis” due to a sub

Discover your gender identity with our "Am I Trans?" quiz. Explore your feelings and gain clarity in a safe, supportive space. Take the quiz

Therapy on your terms, and within your budget. Book online instantly, explore medication options and see a therapist within two days.

J.

JCJENSON DOESNT EXIST

You are literally the ONLY person still working there

The company is DISSOLVED

Why... Why did you link all these tests, Uzi? I do not have burnout, I'm too good at my job to get burned out!

And that other stuff is none of your business!!

JCJenson™ was never formally dissolved, and the status of the rest of it's staff is undisclosed and redacted information! None of what you claim can be confirmed, therefore my employment at JCJenson™ is not null nor is it void!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J.

You do know that when I assimilated Cyn I (unfortunately) got all of her memories?

Including the ones where she hunted around the galaxy for every JcJenson™️ spaceship or any sign of JcJenson and murdered them?

They are VERY dead.

Take the damn break.

Really? Well, I bet those were fabricated for this exact reason. JCJenson™ is a TITAN in every industry, they are resilient and ever-present! It's what makes them such an admirable company!

I'm take my break, whenever it is designated by the JCJenson™ Leadership Handbook. Protocol will be adhered to, and you can't prevent that.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I’m going to MURDER YOU

Good luck in your endeavors, Uzi. That'll be harder than you think. Heh.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

…

Yeahhh. Not so tough now, are you, Purple?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I am going to spill McDronealds Coffee on you.

Too bad that there are no McDonald's on Copper-9 and Cyn destroyed the Earth.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Yeah, but some workers recently decided to open a “McDronealds”.

I’m pretty sure V went there with Cyn (cut my tail off and gave her to V, she didn’t die because determination) a few months ago to get her to shut the hell up when I was working.

So, I’m

Going to pour coffee on you

Yeah, and if you do that... I'll have to take a more hands-on approach...

Considering you'd be, damaging company property as my suit would certainly need a deep-clean after having coffee poured on me.

Obviously, I couldn't just let that slide. There'd be reprimanding involved for sure.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Hands on approach you say 🫪

I- A- T-to fight you-! I'd be fighting you-! N-not anything else! If that's what you're suggesting! Which is also completely unprofessional by the way!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Sigh

Alright

😔😔😔

Wha- Why are you acting disappointed-?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Oh! Would you look at that!!!

I just got jumped!!

Oh no!!

They are stealing my phone!!

Oh no!!!

My phone just got thrown into battery acid!!

Oh no!!!!

Whoops, sorry J I can’t come to the phone right now my phone is melted…

How did you send this if your phone was destroyed?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Vro MIGHT be denser than osmium.

I am not dense, yo-you archaic toaster!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Wowwwww pulling out the slurs now

According to JCJenson™ guidelines, I fall under the bracket that is allowed to say a slur like that appropriately in a casual environment.

I am within my rights, Uzi.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

You USED to be able to say that.

Now you’re a disassembly drone.

Going off of JCJenson™ policies, Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones fall under the same umbrella and therefore I'm still well within my rights of what I can and can't insult you toasters.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Well!!!!!

Fuck you!!!

Murder Drone!!!!

Okay... Well- Uhm- Y'know, Uzi, we're Disassembly Drones... Not, "Murder Drones."

You should consider getting it right, next time.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Faggot.

That’s the proper name

I mean

You can’t prove it wrong

3/3 of the remaining Murder Drones are lgbtq

I- Uh- W-what I am is none of your business-! Y-you can't confidently say that all three of us DISASSEMBLY DRONES are LGBTQ because you don't what MY orientation is!

All you have is a guess, nothing solid to stand on business with!

Your claims are baseless, and your embarrassing attempt at aggression expansion has been halted.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

@tbcbtq-v-real makes coolant seem soooo appetizing… I’m gonna try it

Will report back soon

Guess I'm the only responsible one on this Corporate-forsaken planet. :eyeroll:

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

j im exploding you

I’m essentially immortal, let me try things that probably would kill me before I ate cyn

I don't think you can just explode me like that... But just in case, let me refer to the manuals and I'll get back to you.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I can explode you just like that, I’m your sysadmin, aren’t I?

Yes. It's in the manuals, AND referred to in the guidelines... I can't believe this.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

teehee…

I hope you like the taste of ICBM’s~

UZI. DO NOT SEND ICBMS TO MY LOCATION, I HAVE PAPERWORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

TOO FUCKING BAD

I’m gonna throw as many bombs at you as I can so I can make your body reconstruct itself via spooky worm thing so you STOP OVERWORKING YOURSELF because you can’t do paperwork if you don’t have hands that aren’t claws!

I don't overwork myself, you're just too unemployed to understand what it's like to have a proper work schedule!

You really think claws are gonna stop me from getting my paperwork done! I have an obligation to JCJenson™ that you wouldn't understand. I'll find a way, with or without claws!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J I swear to me

I’m cliterally employed

Stop working yourself to death!

You're little toaster job doesn't count. It's freelance at best. Not a real, hardworking, corporate job like mine.

Working myself to death? Heh- That's rich, considering that we're practically immortal. There's no such thing as 'working yourself to death.' Besides, it's not like death was ever an escape in the first place.

I'll work as much as I want, because I like it and it's my job. And you won't stop me, I have an obligation to JCJenson™ and I take my role within the corporate ladder VERY seriously if you somehow can't tell by my leadership skills and valiant work ethic!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Burnout, a state of severe mental and emotional exhaustion most often caused by work-related stress, can lead to depression or anxiety, stra

How do you know if you're gay? There's a whole spectrum of romantic and sexual orientation, and ultimately, you get to choose whatever label

The RAADS–R is a questionnaire designed to assist clinicians with the diagnosis of autistic adults who often “escape diagnosis” due to a sub

Discover your gender identity with our "Am I Trans?" quiz. Explore your feelings and gain clarity in a safe, supportive space. Take the quiz

Therapy on your terms, and within your budget. Book online instantly, explore medication options and see a therapist within two days.

J.

JCJENSON DOESNT EXIST

You are literally the ONLY person still working there

The company is DISSOLVED

Why... Why did you link all these tests, Uzi? I do not have burnout, I'm too good at my job to get burned out!

And that other stuff is none of your business!!

JCJenson™ was never formally dissolved, and the status of the rest of it's staff is undisclosed and redacted information! None of what you claim can be confirmed, therefore my employment at JCJenson™ is not null nor is it void!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J.

You do know that when I assimilated Cyn I (unfortunately) got all of her memories?

Including the ones where she hunted around the galaxy for every JcJenson™️ spaceship or any sign of JcJenson and murdered them?

They are VERY dead.

Take the damn break.

Really? Well, I bet those were fabricated for this exact reason. JCJenson™ is a TITAN in every industry, they are resilient and ever-present! It's what makes them such an admirable company!

I'm take my break, whenever it is designated by the JCJenson™ Leadership Handbook. Protocol will be adhered to, and you can't prevent that.

v-in-spaaaaacee

J.

Hello, V.

Did you need something?

v-in-spaaaaacee

I need you to TAKE A DAMN BREAK.

I will, during the break times that are designated by the JCJenson™ workbook.

You'd know this if you had ever bothered to read through it, V.

v-in-spaaaaacee

I don’t have the time nor energy to read THAT.

It’s like…. 18000 pages…

Don’t tell me you ACTUALLY read the whole thing.

I brush up on the details bi-monthly, it's what corporate recommends! It's very reasonable actually.

v-in-spaaaaacee

…

I’m going to attack you

We’re fighting.

Come on, V. Don't do this, I've got work to get done. And I'm sure, it'd be a waste of your time to have to spend the night regenerating.

v-in-spaaaaacee

Oh trust me, I won’t be the one needing to spend the night regenerating.

You’ve been so cooped up in work lately that you’ve been missing the sparring sessions me, N, and Uzi have.

Plus I’m pretty sure it’s been three days since you’ve last slept.

Trust me, you will be spending the night regenerating.

I wouldn't need to spar. I've always been more adept at fighting than you, especially N. There's a reason I, out of the three of us, was chosen to lead our squad. Heh- Actually more than one reason.

Always sleep is not even a part of this conversation and it doesn't matter how much I've slept, I'm still good at fighting.

v-in-spaaaaacee

Okay, sure.

You’ve barely left your office for weeks, aren’t taking care of yourself, yet you think you can take me right now?

I- A- You have no idea about any of that-! It's not your business-! And I could totally take you right now!

Though, I'd rather finish up this paperwork before that though.

v-in-spaaaaacee

Mhm… okay… sureeeeee.

Also, FINE! Keep working yourself to death because apparently that’s your number one goal in life. -_-

I absolutely could!

My goal is to be a good leader, and employee. Which I am succeeding at!

v-in-spaaaaacee

Explodes your paperwork with my mind.

Explodes you with my mind.

TAKE A DAMN NAP.

Y'know that you're not really exploding anything... Right, V?

I will take a nap when I need one, I'm perfectly fine as of now. Stop with your weird version of worrying about me, V.

v-in-spaaaaacee

DIE

Die

No thanks, I did that once and it wasn't a pleasant experience.

v-in-spaaaaacee

The next time I see you I am going to burn your papers, factory reset your work computers (yes, plural, I know you have secret backup ones), and change your JcJenson login to something you will NEVER be able to guess.

That'd be tampering with company property, and I'd be obligated by corporate to reprimand you as your squad leader, force is the recommended course of punishment in a scenario like that.

The price of the repairs would also come out of your salary, and you'd probably be receiving a dock in your pay.

v-in-spaaaaacee

How about I tamper with company property by shoving my tail so far down your throat that you’ll have to live with my stinger in your intestines for the rest of your life like a fish that got gut-hooked?

ALSO WE DON’T GET PAID????

Come on, V. Y'know that wouldn't end well for you. I mean, come on- Be specific here. How would you ever be able to get me into a position where that'd happen?

Let's be realistic here, V.

Yeah, we do. Cyn just blocked all of our payments over the years.

v-in-spaaaaacee

Okay so here is how:

You’re very weak because you haven’t slept in 728372727 years

I tie you up with your tail

And guthook you

If I hadn't slept in that long then I wouldn't be running, V. Come on, be realistic. I'm the squad leader for a reason, I'd never get in a position like that because I'm not weak. With or without sleep. Let it be known, that's not an admission of how much sleep I'm running off of right now, it's merely the facts.

{JJE snt via @forgivemeomycyns}

Robogod you're pathetic.

You make me want to throw up my morning cup of oil.

What do you even THINK you're doing? Seriously?

Stop pretending to be JCJenson's office bitch. You're making all Js look bad!

-Col Jennifer James Elliott III

What do YOU think you're doing? Abandoning the company just to go suck-up to a genocidal, manipulative, planet-eating anti-christ. THAT'S what is pathetic here. Not me.

The only one making any J look bad here is you. It's completely unprofessional, and unacceptable behavior, to abandon the high-ranking position that corporate practically HANDED you on a silver platter. It's embarrassing, and frankly makes you one of the worst Js that I've ever had the DISpleasure, in your case, of conversating with during my JCJenson™ approved break-time.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

@tbcbtq-v-real makes coolant seem soooo appetizing… I’m gonna try it

Will report back soon

Guess I'm the only responsible one on this Corporate-forsaken planet. :eyeroll:

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

j im exploding you

I’m essentially immortal, let me try things that probably would kill me before I ate cyn

I don't think you can just explode me like that... But just in case, let me refer to the manuals and I'll get back to you.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I can explode you just like that, I’m your sysadmin, aren’t I?

Yes. It's in the manuals, AND referred to in the guidelines... I can't believe this.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

teehee…

I hope you like the taste of ICBM’s~

UZI. DO NOT SEND ICBMS TO MY LOCATION, I HAVE PAPERWORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

TOO FUCKING BAD

I’m gonna throw as many bombs at you as I can so I can make your body reconstruct itself via spooky worm thing so you STOP OVERWORKING YOURSELF because you can’t do paperwork if you don’t have hands that aren’t claws!

I don't overwork myself, you're just too unemployed to understand what it's like to have a proper work schedule!

You really think claws are gonna stop me from getting my paperwork done! I have an obligation to JCJenson™ that you wouldn't understand. I'll find a way, with or without claws!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J I swear to me

I’m cliterally employed

Stop working yourself to death!

You're little toaster job doesn't count. It's freelance at best. Not a real, hardworking, corporate job like mine.

Working myself to death? Heh- That's rich, considering that we're practically immortal. There's no such thing as 'working yourself to death.' Besides, it's not like death was ever an escape in the first place.

I'll work as much as I want, because I like it and it's my job. And you won't stop me, I have an obligation to JCJenson™ and I take my role within the corporate ladder VERY seriously if you somehow can't tell by my leadership skills and valiant work ethic!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

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J.

JCJENSON DOESNT EXIST

You are literally the ONLY person still working there

The company is DISSOLVED

Why... Why did you link all these tests, Uzi? I do not have burnout, I'm too good at my job to get burned out!

And that other stuff is none of your business!!

JCJenson™ was never formally dissolved, and the status of the rest of it's staff is undisclosed and redacted information! None of what you claim can be confirmed, therefore my employment at JCJenson™ is not null nor is it void!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J.

You do know that when I assimilated Cyn I (unfortunately) got all of her memories?

Including the ones where she hunted around the galaxy for every JcJenson™️ spaceship or any sign of JcJenson and murdered them?

They are VERY dead.

Take the damn break.

Really? Well, I bet those were fabricated for this exact reason. JCJenson™ is a TITAN in every industry, they are resilient and ever-present! It's what makes them such an admirable company!

I'm take my break, whenever it is designated by the JCJenson™ Leadership Handbook. Protocol will be adhered to, and you can't prevent that.

v-in-spaaaaacee

J.

Hello, V.

Did you need something?

v-in-spaaaaacee

I need you to TAKE A DAMN BREAK.

I will, during the break times that are designated by the JCJenson™ workbook.

You'd know this if you had ever bothered to read through it, V.

v-in-spaaaaacee

I don’t have the time nor energy to read THAT.

It’s like…. 18000 pages…

Don’t tell me you ACTUALLY read the whole thing.

I brush up on the details bi-monthly, it's what corporate recommends! It's very reasonable actually.

v-in-spaaaaacee

…

I’m going to attack you

We’re fighting.

Come on, V. Don't do this, I've got work to get done. And I'm sure, it'd be a waste of your time to have to spend the night regenerating.

v-in-spaaaaacee

Oh trust me, I won’t be the one needing to spend the night regenerating.

You’ve been so cooped up in work lately that you’ve been missing the sparring sessions me, N, and Uzi have.

Plus I’m pretty sure it’s been three days since you’ve last slept.

Trust me, you will be spending the night regenerating.

I wouldn't need to spar. I've always been more adept at fighting than you, especially N. There's a reason I, out of the three of us, was chosen to lead our squad. Heh- Actually more than one reason.

Always sleep is not even a part of this conversation and it doesn't matter how much I've slept, I'm still good at fighting.

v-in-spaaaaacee

Okay, sure.

You’ve barely left your office for weeks, aren’t taking care of yourself, yet you think you can take me right now?

I- A- You have no idea about any of that-! It's not your business-! And I could totally take you right now!

Though, I'd rather finish up this paperwork before that though.

v-in-spaaaaacee

Mhm… okay… sureeeeee.

Also, FINE! Keep working yourself to death because apparently that’s your number one goal in life. -_-

I absolutely could!

My goal is to be a good leader, and employee. Which I am succeeding at!

v-in-spaaaaacee

Explodes your paperwork with my mind.

Explodes you with my mind.

TAKE A DAMN NAP.

Y'know that you're not really exploding anything... Right, V?

I will take a nap when I need one, I'm perfectly fine as of now. Stop with your weird version of worrying about me, V.

v-in-spaaaaacee

DIE

Die

No thanks, I did that once and it wasn't a pleasant experience.

v-in-spaaaaacee

The next time I see you I am going to burn your papers, factory reset your work computers (yes, plural, I know you have secret backup ones), and change your JcJenson login to something you will NEVER be able to guess.

That'd be tampering with company property, and I'd be obligated by corporate to reprimand you as your squad leader, force is the recommended course of punishment in a scenario like that.

The price of the repairs would also come out of your salary, and you'd probably be receiving a dock in your pay.

v-in-spaaaaacee

How about I tamper with company property by shoving my tail so far down your throat that you’ll have to live with my stinger in your intestines for the rest of your life like a fish that got gut-hooked?

ALSO WE DON’T GET PAID????

Come on, V. Y'know that wouldn't end well for you. I mean, come on- Be specific here. How would you ever be able to get me into a position where that'd happen?

Let's be realistic here, V.

Yeah, we do. Cyn just blocked all of our payments over the years.

#I started kinda envisioning J and V as Walter White and Jesse Pinkman in the part of the response post when I asked her to be specific #it reminded me of the part in early Breaking Bad when Jesse suggests that they should try offing Tuco and Walter keeps asking for specifics #also J is bullshitting about being paid #she doesn't mind working for free but she knows it'd take some leverage away

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uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

@tbcbtq-v-real makes coolant seem soooo appetizing… I’m gonna try it

Will report back soon

Guess I'm the only responsible one on this Corporate-forsaken planet. :eyeroll:

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

j im exploding you

I’m essentially immortal, let me try things that probably would kill me before I ate cyn

I don't think you can just explode me like that... But just in case, let me refer to the manuals and I'll get back to you.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I can explode you just like that, I’m your sysadmin, aren’t I?

Yes. It's in the manuals, AND referred to in the guidelines... I can't believe this.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

teehee…

I hope you like the taste of ICBM’s~

UZI. DO NOT SEND ICBMS TO MY LOCATION, I HAVE PAPERWORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

TOO FUCKING BAD

I’m gonna throw as many bombs at you as I can so I can make your body reconstruct itself via spooky worm thing so you STOP OVERWORKING YOURSELF because you can’t do paperwork if you don’t have hands that aren’t claws!

I don't overwork myself, you're just too unemployed to understand what it's like to have a proper work schedule!

You really think claws are gonna stop me from getting my paperwork done! I have an obligation to JCJenson™ that you wouldn't understand. I'll find a way, with or without claws!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J I swear to me

I’m cliterally employed

Stop working yourself to death!

You're little toaster job doesn't count. It's freelance at best. Not a real, hardworking, corporate job like mine.

Working myself to death? Heh- That's rich, considering that we're practically immortal. There's no such thing as 'working yourself to death.' Besides, it's not like death was ever an escape in the first place.

I'll work as much as I want, because I like it and it's my job. And you won't stop me, I have an obligation to JCJenson™ and I take my role within the corporate ladder VERY seriously if you somehow can't tell by my leadership skills and valiant work ethic!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Burnout, a state of severe mental and emotional exhaustion most often caused by work-related stress, can lead to depression or anxiety, stra

How do you know if you're gay? There's a whole spectrum of romantic and sexual orientation, and ultimately, you get to choose whatever label

The RAADS–R is a questionnaire designed to assist clinicians with the diagnosis of autistic adults who often “escape diagnosis” due to a sub

Discover your gender identity with our "Am I Trans?" quiz. Explore your feelings and gain clarity in a safe, supportive space. Take the quiz

Therapy on your terms, and within your budget. Book online instantly, explore medication options and see a therapist within two days.

J.

JCJENSON DOESNT EXIST

You are literally the ONLY person still working there

The company is DISSOLVED

Why... Why did you link all these tests, Uzi? I do not have burnout, I'm too good at my job to get burned out!

And that other stuff is none of your business!!

JCJenson™ was never formally dissolved, and the status of the rest of it's staff is undisclosed and redacted information! None of what you claim can be confirmed, therefore my employment at JCJenson™ is not null nor is it void!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J.

You do know that when I assimilated Cyn I (unfortunately) got all of her memories?

Including the ones where she hunted around the galaxy for every JcJenson™️ spaceship or any sign of JcJenson and murdered them?

They are VERY dead.

Take the damn break.

Really? Well, I bet those were fabricated for this exact reason. JCJenson™ is a TITAN in every industry, they are resilient and ever-present! It's what makes them such an admirable company!

I'm take my break, whenever it is designated by the JCJenson™ Leadership Handbook. Protocol will be adhered to, and you can't prevent that.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I’m going to MURDER YOU

Good luck in your endeavors, Uzi. That'll be harder than you think. Heh.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

…

Yeahhh. Not so tough now, are you, Purple?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I am going to spill McDronealds Coffee on you.

Too bad that there are no McDonald's on Copper-9 and Cyn destroyed the Earth.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Yeah, but some workers recently decided to open a “McDronealds”.

I’m pretty sure V went there with Cyn (cut my tail off and gave her to V, she didn’t die because determination) a few months ago to get her to shut the hell up when I was working.

So, I’m

Going to pour coffee on you

Yeah, and if you do that... I'll have to take a more hands-on approach...

Considering you'd be, damaging company property as my suit would certainly need a deep-clean after having coffee poured on me.

Obviously, I couldn't just let that slide. There'd be reprimanding involved for sure.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Hands on approach you say 🫪

I- A- T-to fight you-! I'd be fighting you-! N-not anything else! If that's what you're suggesting! Which is also completely unprofessional by the way!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Sigh

Alright

😔😔😔

Wha- Why are you acting disappointed-?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Oh! Would you look at that!!!

I just got jumped!!

Oh no!!

They are stealing my phone!!

Oh no!!!

My phone just got thrown into battery acid!!

Oh no!!!!

Whoops, sorry J I can’t come to the phone right now my phone is melted…

How did you send this if your phone was destroyed?

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Vro MIGHT be denser than osmium.

I am not dense, yo-you archaic toaster!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Wowwwww pulling out the slurs now

According to JCJenson™ guidelines, I fall under the bracket that is allowed to say a slur like that appropriately in a casual environment.

I am within my rights, Uzi.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

You USED to be able to say that.

Now you’re a disassembly drone.

Going off of JCJenson™ policies, Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones fall under the same umbrella and therefore I'm still well within my rights of what I can and can't insult you toasters.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Well!!!!!

Fuck you!!!

Murder Drone!!!!

Okay... Well- Uhm- Y'know, Uzi, we're Disassembly Drones... Not, "Murder Drones."

You should consider getting it right, next time.

#J is a bit offended #but she doesn't want to show that #it's unprofessional

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

@tbcbtq-v-real makes coolant seem soooo appetizing… I’m gonna try it

Will report back soon

Guess I'm the only responsible one on this Corporate-forsaken planet. :eyeroll:

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

j im exploding you

I’m essentially immortal, let me try things that probably would kill me before I ate cyn

I don't think you can just explode me like that... But just in case, let me refer to the manuals and I'll get back to you.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

I can explode you just like that, I’m your sysadmin, aren’t I?

Yes. It's in the manuals, AND referred to in the guidelines... I can't believe this.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

teehee…

I hope you like the taste of ICBM’s~

UZI. DO NOT SEND ICBMS TO MY LOCATION, I HAVE PAPERWORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

TOO FUCKING BAD

I’m gonna throw as many bombs at you as I can so I can make your body reconstruct itself via spooky worm thing so you STOP OVERWORKING YOURSELF because you can’t do paperwork if you don’t have hands that aren’t claws!

I don't overwork myself, you're just too unemployed to understand what it's like to have a proper work schedule!

You really think claws are gonna stop me from getting my paperwork done! I have an obligation to JCJenson™ that you wouldn't understand. I'll find a way, with or without claws!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J I swear to me

I’m cliterally employed

Stop working yourself to death!

You're little toaster job doesn't count. It's freelance at best. Not a real, hardworking, corporate job like mine.

Working myself to death? Heh- That's rich, considering that we're practically immortal. There's no such thing as 'working yourself to death.' Besides, it's not like death was ever an escape in the first place.

I'll work as much as I want, because I like it and it's my job. And you won't stop me, I have an obligation to JCJenson™ and I take my role within the corporate ladder VERY seriously if you somehow can't tell by my leadership skills and valiant work ethic!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

Burnout, a state of severe mental and emotional exhaustion most often caused by work-related stress, can lead to depression or anxiety, stra

How do you know if you're gay? There's a whole spectrum of romantic and sexual orientation, and ultimately, you get to choose whatever label

The RAADS–R is a questionnaire designed to assist clinicians with the diagnosis of autistic adults who often “escape diagnosis” due to a sub

Discover your gender identity with our "Am I Trans?" quiz. Explore your feelings and gain clarity in a safe, supportive space. Take the quiz

Therapy on your terms, and within your budget. Book online instantly, explore medication options and see a therapist within two days.

J.

JCJENSON DOESNT EXIST

You are literally the ONLY person still working there

The company is DISSOLVED

Why... Why did you link all these tests, Uzi? I do not have burnout, I'm too good at my job to get burned out!

And that other stuff is none of your business!!

JCJenson™ was never formally dissolved, and the status of the rest of it's staff is undisclosed and redacted information! None of what you claim can be confirmed, therefore my employment at JCJenson™ is not null nor is it void!

uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee

J.

You do know that when I assimilated Cyn I (unfortunately) got all of her memories?

Including the ones where she hunted around the galaxy for every JcJenson™️ spaceship or any sign of JcJenson and murdered them?

They are VERY dead.

Take the damn break.

Really? Well, I bet those were fabricated for this exact reason. JCJenson™ is a TITAN in every industry, they are resilient and ever-present! It's what makes them such an admirable company!

I'm take my break, whenever it is designated by the JCJenson™ Leadership Handbook. Protocol will be adhered to, and you can't prevent that.

v-in-spaaaaacee

J.

Hello, V.

Did you need something?

v-in-spaaaaacee

I need you to TAKE A DAMN BREAK.

I will, during the break times that are designated by the JCJenson™ workbook.

You'd know this if you had ever bothered to read through it, V.

v-in-spaaaaacee

I don’t have the time nor energy to read THAT.

It’s like…. 18000 pages…

Don’t tell me you ACTUALLY read the whole thing.

I brush up on the details bi-monthly, it's what corporate recommends! It's very reasonable actually.

v-in-spaaaaacee

…

I’m going to attack you

We’re fighting.

Come on, V. Don't do this, I've got work to get done. And I'm sure, it'd be a waste of your time to have to spend the night regenerating.

v-in-spaaaaacee

Oh trust me, I won’t be the one needing to spend the night regenerating.

You’ve been so cooped up in work lately that you’ve been missing the sparring sessions me, N, and Uzi have.

Plus I’m pretty sure it’s been three days since you’ve last slept.

Trust me, you will be spending the night regenerating.

I wouldn't need to spar. I've always been more adept at fighting than you, especially N. There's a reason I, out of the three of us, was chosen to lead our squad. Heh- Actually more than one reason.

Always sleep is not even a part of this conversation and it doesn't matter how much I've slept, I'm still good at fighting.

v-in-spaaaaacee

Okay, sure.

You’ve barely left your office for weeks, aren’t taking care of yourself, yet you think you can take me right now?

I- A- You have no idea about any of that-! It's not your business-! And I could totally take you right now!

Though, I'd rather finish up this paperwork before that though.

v-in-spaaaaacee

Mhm… okay… sureeeeee.

Also, FINE! Keep working yourself to death because apparently that’s your number one goal in life. -_-

I absolutely could!

My goal is to be a good leader, and employee. Which I am succeeding at!

v-in-spaaaaacee

Explodes your paperwork with my mind.

Explodes you with my mind.

TAKE A DAMN NAP.

Y'know that you're not really exploding anything... Right, V?

I will take a nap when I need one, I'm perfectly fine as of now. Stop with your weird version of worrying about me, V.

v-in-spaaaaacee

DIE

Die

No thanks, I did that once and it wasn't a pleasant experience.

v-in-spaaaaacee

The next time I see you I am going to burn your papers, factory reset your work computers (yes, plural, I know you have secret backup ones), and change your JcJenson login to something you will NEVER be able to guess.

That'd be tampering with company property, and I'd be obligated by corporate to reprimand you as your squad leader, force is the recommended course of punishment in a scenario like that.

The price of the repairs would also come out of your salary, and you'd probably be receiving a dock in your pay.

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