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guess who remembered her password after like,,,,,3 years (I logged on here to do something specific and immediately forgot what that thing was send help)
wHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

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alright, i'll reblog that
Strong Winds Causing This Waterfall To
Spray Upwards ..
you know what fuck you *unfalls your water*
Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)
Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca
John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)
âRobin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselvesâ by David Wong
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U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do đ
This shitâs harder than ANY post malone track
This goes harder than any rap song made by a man
So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.
So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with âYo dude whatâs good?â and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and itâs my favorite business interaction every day
A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys⢠working went on mini rants. âTheir suits are baggy as hell, I wouldnât trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they canât get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, â and âI saw one of the dudeâs wearing a teal shirt. Itâs fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if youâre gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.â
I live for this commentary fam.
#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in
I feel the need to add a story to this? My co-worker brought his longboard to work, and one of the suit guys reminisced on how he used to ride pretty often. So Co-Worker and I were like, âDude, go give it a spin, who cares, this mall is huge.â He was nervous about it because there are mall cops on segways everywhere (with helmets, like bruh, full on Paul Blart) and he was worried he was gonna get caught, and eventually we made a bet that he could ride down to Macyâs and back (itâs like a straight shot). So dead ass, this man hung up his jacket, took a running start, and zipped down the hallway with his tie in the breeze.
He evaded the mall cops and claimed that was, âOne of the biggest rushes heâs ever felt.â
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that is so adorable omgs
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the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you've started it's really fucking hard to stop
reblog to make your followers unclench their jaws and be painfully aware of the fact that theyâre actively unclenching thier jaws
please make this post go viral i need it to show up constantly in my activity feed thereby reminding me to relax my jaw
Conservatives want to negate black humanity and eliminate their experiences/POV.
[None of the books teach critical race theory]

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maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better
ptah! ptah!! hair in my mouf
Just something I really want to share on here because itâs important.
this is really important to remember, even if you said something stupid and donât feel like repeating it- it can still feel isolating to folks with hearing and auditory processing problems!
When you say âit wasnât importantâ, you leave out the rest of the sentence.
âIt wasnât important enough for me to try to include you because you are not worth the extra effort on your ownâ
Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, Iâm sure my neighbors heard me laughing.
School shootings. They donât want you to hide guns.
This is where we are, folks. Weâve come to the point where theyâre demanding that children carry all of their school supplies in hand so that they donât have to do anything about the gun violence problem in this shithole of a country.
I love malicious compliance
HISTORY COMES FULL CIRCLE, HOLY SHIT I CANâT BELIEVE THEYâRE STILL DOING THIS TO KIDS.Â
They did this shit at my school way back when Columbine had just happened!
Naturally, we invented all sorts of bullshit ways to carry our shit, because what the fuck, we need backpacks.Â
My favourites included:Â
-Fishing rod with twine tied around two pencils and a small pocket notebook.
-Tons of people got those little clear plastic bags they have in grocery stores for fruit and shit, and used them as see-through pencil casesÂ
Note: THEY PROCEEDED TO THEN ALSO BAN THE BAGS AS âCHOKING HAZARDSâ. WE WERE NOT THREE YEAR OLDS. OUR HEADS DIDNâT EVEN FIT IN THE FUCKING BAGS, AND BELIEVE ME, WE TRIED AS SOON AS THEY ANNOUNCED THE BAN, BECAUSE MOST OF US WOULD RATHER HAVE DIED THAN BEEN IN FUCKING SCHOOL BY THAT POINT. DID THEY THINK WE WERE GONNA STUFF THE BAGS DOWN OUR THROATS? CHRIST.)
-One kid dressed up like a priest and used the loose fabric of the cassock to carry three text books around all day.Â
-Someone hollowed out a fucking loaf of bread, pretended to be French all day, and made a show out of pulling a ridiculous number of highlighters out of this fucking bread in the middle of class.Â
Now that I think about it, I think that kid invented Panera Bread by accident. Yâknow, the little bread soup bowls? This was that, but with highlighters instead of soup.Â
Eventually, things escalated, and the principal called the police after he went to the parking lot and found his car broken intoâ Nothing was stolen, but there were about 5000 fucking backpacks stuffed in his car, to the point that the door wouldnât even open.
I donât know who did it, or what group of people did it, but theyâre all fucking heroes because the next week backpacks were permitted again.Â
a lot of people need to get comfortable with the idea that what you believe to be immoral and what you think should be illegal donât have to match up and probably shouldnât
#an otp that can do both

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The key shortcut of âwindows keyâ and â.â held together has changed my life
like
emoji access? supremely powerful đđ
But
Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ăž(â˘Ďâ˘`)o o(* ̄â˝ďżŁ*)ăo(*°â˝Â°*)o
this long-kept secret was absolutely not meant for the public. But the power is in our hands, nowâŚ
o((âďšâ))o.
âŞ Ď âŞ âŚmother of godâŚ
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