I Get Burned

Reblog to make a trans girls tits grow.

There once was a doctor named Freud

who woman preferred to a-void

bitch loved his cocaine

But he couldn't explain

Hatsune Miku vocaloid

heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)

Talks about my gender like people talk about the zelda timeline

Yeah there's an official version of it but it doesn't entirely fit if you look very closely so you have to suspend your disbelief a little but for the most part it works

brian david gilbert struggling for an hour to explain my gender on youtube

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

So the actors were really holding this show together with gum and paperclips, huh?

Words weren't enough someone should have given Liam Cunningham a gun

putting serious thought into this one before being utterly blindsided by the ending

I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP

how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee

This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.

^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK

you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg

if it’s not american it doesn’t exist

what the fuck is a crisp

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I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years