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Reblog to make a trans girls tits grow.

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There once was a doctor named Freud
who woman preferred to a-void
bitch loved his cocaine
But he couldn't explain
Hatsune Miku vocaloid
heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)

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this felt like some kind of modern poem. so,
Talks about my gender like people talk about the zelda timeline
Yeah there's an official version of it but it doesn't entirely fit if you look very closely so you have to suspend your disbelief a little but for the most part it works
brian david gilbert struggling for an hour to explain my gender on youtube
nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore⌠they should do start doing that again
So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think thereâs buried treasure under there
treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)
THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK
I love this genre of tumblr posts thatâs basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground
Shout out to Liam Cunninham for telling the GOT showrunners to get fucked. I am so glad he stood his ground on this.
(X)
So the actors were really holding this show together with gum and paperclips, huh?
Words weren't enough someone should have given Liam Cunningham a gun
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/la3xpq/aita_for_telling_my_boyfriends_coworker_that_were/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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putting serious thought into this one before being utterly blindsided by the ending

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Artist creates birdâs piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee
I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP
how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee
This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.
^theyâre a kind of crisp in the UK
you donât know how hard iâm laughing at the americans who didnât get it omg
if itâs not american it doesnât exist
what the fuck is a crisp
Itâs happened! The first Blaze post has haunted my dash, and itâs the fucking 95 theses.Â
When I say hellsite (affectionate) this wasnât the context I was thinking
you wanna know something even funnier? the metrics report i got on the post at the end of the weekend showed absolutely garbage engagement. the post that inspired me to do it got thousands of notes. the post where i said i was going to do it got several hundred as my followers and mutuals cheered me on.
the post i paid an entire crisp and refreshing hamilton for got blasted out to more than 13 thousand dashboards⌠and then netted exactly 92 reblogs, because itâs a genuinely awful post and no one sane wanted to touch it. itâs a total flop⌠except this is like the fourth or fifth post iâve seen about it.
i love this stupid website so much.
itâs so hilarious that weâve all accepted that when you buy a blaze post youâre not paying for exposure or notes or even advertising
itâs more like performance art
weâre just paying to annoy people and then talk about it
horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses
this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.
and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake
what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous
fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses
you look at this and think âwow thatâs a horse i bet I could ride thatâ but youâd be wrong because this is an american shetty and itâs the size of a large dog
also fun fact, this is the worldâs smallest horse, thumbelina
and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme
I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme
thereâs a fucking furry at the mall!!!!
what the hell is an â"easter bunnyââ
My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

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Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
All the talk about "oh Elon Musk's buying twitter now all the people who fled from tumblr to twitter are gonna come back here" and gotta say. I'm on edge. SOMETHING happened to tumblr between 2018 and 2020 that turned it from a warzone to a tolerable shitposting website and my one best guess has always been that the p/orn ban sent so many people packing to twitter that we ended up exporting all our native-grown gremlins to the bird site. I back this theory up by the fact that all batshit fandom drama I hear about these days comes from twitter.
So for most people coming back, happy to see you welcome have some tea or coffee over on the table to the left but if the shit-stirrers come back for me it's on sight. It's on sight. First time around I was nice I was like "oh I shouldn't engage if I'm the Bigger Blog that's a bad move to put smaller blogs on blast :(" free pass is up. I'll name and shame. I clawed my way back up from 6 feet underground and I'm not doing it again I'll defend this garbage tower to the death. PVP. I'll salt the earth I'll poison the water supply I'll burn the village down hand in unlovable hand I'll take everyone and everything down with me before I cede this stupid blog again it's on. sight.
Oh also there's some lemon bars too.