Lmao My Dudes

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

we kill the bat man

I just felt butt mogged but saw no one

When you yell at me this is what you're being mean to [Image of what looks like your dad getting hit by a car. The driver is a green witch.]

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

then just don't??

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit