Lmao My Dudes

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

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REPORT: White House insider states that Xi Jinping has allegedly "Pulled it out and tapped it on (President Donald Trump's) tongue(...)"

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

k hold on

where are my parents

Happy pride month to him