I don’t know Sh*t, my guy. Not a F*ck.

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

how people perceive me is actually none of my business

things i want to get - paid - laid

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

friendly reminder to not support AI porn and instead support real life hard working sex workers 💖

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit