Oh

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.

pretty sexy of me to keep going despite each day being more unbearable than the last

*dreamy sigh* fruit juice :]

*pulling my gay vampire lover away from my neck* the fuck did you just call my blood

unfriendly reminder that i am at your door. let me in

i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

Emotionally I think I really need it to be autumn

hey (with the intention of slow dancing in the kitchen together)

When websites go "oh actually you have to use our app to view things on mobile now :)" evil. I will simply not do the thing now. Fuck your app.

Not to be confused with when you open a link in the Tumblr app, that then takes you to a Tumblr page and tells you to download the app you're already using.

Booty shorts that say this

if i wrote twilight there'd be a kid in edward's class who Zones The Fuck Out and daydreams about a story they want to write, and edward would just tune in to watch like a tv show when he's bored in class and he gets genuinely invested and eventually he's like "i know EXACTLY how they can fix this plot hole that's bothering them but how can i tell them that when they don't KNOW i'm their first beta reader"

genuinely more compelling than literally everything else that happened in Twilight.

actually the closest equivalent we have to courting is whatever goes on between tumblr mutuals

alright that’s it im going back inside my cursed crystal

In the mood to delete everything and go missing .