nomi

*dreamy sigh* fruit juice :]

*pulling my gay vampire lover away from my neck* the fuck did you just call my blood

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

Avedarbjacque. May three two thousantwentoo. "The Sweetness of Honeymilk" by PrototypeHAJACHHCKK IH HAH EH HCK AEH HH TENH Adi AEHAA T H e-krazy tu-AUK kueyz-you Smackme? whenUWhackme? When you Squirtme. When you spurt me. The memorys, Are priceless. My LUST-A, my lust. My Lust! feryou. i would neversell for bthous-uz-uei. E-Sein. Heyuh homba fumbayo. Thou tho-uh so-so sweet. Sosweet, so sweet. Areyourlips. And, your Balls. andyour Perky, Pink Nipples. Sweeter Then Honey Milk. With 50 pounds of Brown Sugar, and ThirtyDoughNuts and five hundred slices of Cakes, and three thousand candies, and a Chocolate. and a Sweet Cola. 'n' Teodouzenblawuzara Eace Cones, and Thirty Candy Cane, and Feefigaa-b'hausen Lollepops, annean Derb's hauveden n'fowaer. d'la Eace Papes. 'naSlicea Cherrypohh. an' Feef. oh thithussen Root Beer Flotes. and a Piece a' Candy, and that Temby Bassen pokéstick. Seven Direrarzhunlem Paededder... FrapChinos! and Fae Fathezun Maezun Brownies and Facktheckadou, Desson Blondies. and a velvet Cake. and twentuh, key LIME pie. and Icchewod segwoh. Cookies. and three thousandoo Serd Shocklates. and sicksouzoo, soon, Gumballs. and two thousand Sugars. and fid-filvouden Honeys. and one hundred, Crystal Candies, and Eight Two, Sweet Treats, and Three Jellos. and Eewanzouthewew. o'Hingtoro. Tuuorouw. Idiom pudding, and six hundred mochis and a piece of candy. You are sweeter to me, then all these. But you don't fuckin' respond to me, on grindr any more. And that makes me mad. Mad, mad. Rarely am i glad. I thought you were my lad. Sad.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

I wondered why the wings looked different

Incredible

intersex icon

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

WE STAN?????

chicken nugget said intersex rights

This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people don’t realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!

World Heritage Post

1/22/2022

i hope bi women with boyfriends or bi women who want boyfriends are having a good day and i hope bi men with girlfriends or bi men who want girlfriends are also having a good day

4/20/2021

4/27/2024

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

honestly i get why elizabeth holmes is convinced she got martyred because you have to think about it from her perspective, literally the entire valley runs on guys just running their mouths until another guy buys them out and turns their scamup into a data services provider and then eventually that guy sells it to jeff bezos, why couldn't it happen for her too? oh suddenly the medical establishment is too good for a para industry of scam bespoke home lab testing that tells you nothing validated? suddenly everyone has not been caping for the mormon dna race science or the gut microbiome fascists or the psychiatry fandom spit testing? it's so much worse to give your blood to a blonde woman recreationally? vengeance for her & anna delvey.