idk what this blog is anymore

I love helping everyone rediscover the fact that the opening passage of My Immortal is a parody of the opening passage of The Vampire Lestat and not just a generic exaggeration of the typical fanfic Mary Sue introduction. One of the many delightful goth kid Easter eggs the author planted for the audience.

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

i enjoy the miserable girl character.

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker