idk what this blog is anymore

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.