idk what this blog is anymore

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

Being in the fitting room sucks fucking shit and ass i cant do my job if no one else is doing their job and no one will answer the walkie and the nee guy took the only rack for go backs that we have and now my table is a fucking mess and he's not doing them its been an hour

And they keep calling the only two other people we have to do tech like fuck you and die

you will hear zero complaints from me about increasingly explicit gay pornography being incorporated into “mainstream” tv shows but what i will call for is a corresponding increase in explicit lesbian sex. i want dykes crawling around on their hands and knees begging to eat pussy on every tv screen in america. worldwide, even