we're a festival of conviviality

probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe

me when i fucking GET you

does ringo starr still have the elf stones or did he return them to the silverwood? i know there was a pressure campaign a few years back

he's cagey about it but reputable sources say ringo starr still has the elf stones

Idea of kitties so mazing

Youre Little Friend With The Ears

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic

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i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.