we're a festival of conviviality

i know some may reject the idea but music is basically epic in a few ways

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

epic rap battles of history simon vs garfunkel

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like