we're a festival of conviviality

i went on the scooby doo diet where I just eat giant subs and processed biscuits and I gotta say im not feeling to

o good.

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you

i was 15 when i made this post and i’m 25 now, and still seeing people reblog and tag this with things about their lovers or their friends or characters or themselves or that they really needed this today. i dunno it just feels really special to me. thank you, keep loving each other, i still love you.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

little miss memory loss is once again shocked by how much memory she's lossing

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!