we're a festival of conviviality

puppies are more scarier than any other animals even the frightening bare

you can go to the bathroom at the airport. but watch out.

some guy took my fukcing chair >:(

he didn't even sit in it. just up and ran off. maybe he ate it idk. who knows what goes in the minds of airport men

you can go to the bathroom at the airport. but watch out.

some guy took my fukcing chair >:(

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing