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and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

Your life ends in the wasteland.

立派な大根がリアカーに積まれていた。ここで育てたものだろうか。

Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult

I grew up watching classic Doctor Who, but it took one visit to the UK in the 80s for me to realize the show depicted some sort of spooky timeline in which aliens had spirited away nearly all the Brits of South Asian descent whose families in the real world have made tiny inroads into reversing the polarity of the colonialism flow.