particularly sassy

i woulda been so annoyed lol

Everybody would catch a fade

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

glad you like it

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.

Why do you like sharks?

This post is blessed

PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

For anyone who still hasn’t seen the details on this; zoo break out.  Those are zoo animals.  Which is why they’re so comfortable around humans and the goat came looking for food.

the way it cuts at the end with that grunt of confusion

this literally changed my mood 180°

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story

god bless this man

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

you really need to hit play you just really do

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

Why are straight people like this

So…. which is which……

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

anyone who thinks the left one is the ladies room has never met a man

So I guess you choose which one to go in based on if you want a silent bathroom experience or to make smalltalk? 

There are only two genders: Introvert and Extrovert

Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

Thank you.

I will always re-blog this

I think it was high school when i overheard some white girl put on her best semi-disgusted and confused voice and go “why do so many Mexicans dress up like cowboys?” and I had to be the person to tell her.

Why do you think the whites say buckero? Cause they couldn’t say vaquero.

I dunno if I reblogged this before but fuck it, y'all gon learn today.

Teach the children.

Im here for the gay POC cowboys