hive guy who lives in a hive (just like you!)

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

hi we are a24 we make good movies sometimes and sometimes we make bad ones!

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

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