Ideas don't grow on trees

Credit card is haunted. Gotta destroy it.

And you're paying your part of the rent with....

I can’t be sidelined by such small affairs. I have an important quest to destroy this accursed rectangle. And no man or banking entity will stop me!

@mundanewarren do you ever have to deal with this kind of shit?

I’ll be honest. Ratazom has gotten out of paying the rent by threatening to seal me in a terrarium, and if you have ever been chased by a proportionally gigantic wood louse, you would understand why I just pay and move on.

Remember! If you are in need of rent assistance it is always legal and ethical to wizard duel your landlord to the death!

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