Paridoxpower

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

This is the best shit I ever saw fuck damn

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

Kermit going: “However-“ and immediately firing a pistol repeatedly is fantastic and my new favorite clap back for literally anything

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. For everything else, there's Mastercard."

I had a dream about getting stuck in an elevator 4 times in a row and I work in a place with an elevator that I avoided until I realized that was stupid and took the damn thing and you'll never guess what happened when I reached my floor

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans