many days fell away

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

what are many or several of you on about.

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

i don’t bet on losing dogs i bet on winning dogs. they’re just having a bad day. i’m sure they’ll win next time

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

do you even like your blorbo if you don’t like them pathetic and half dead

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually