may your peace find you on a lonely road

our age of blogs is collapsing

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

alright im done put me in the heart locket

i love rereading books. my friends are in there

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) and Brutus is an honourable man

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…