no wifi at the barricades

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

unhappy side effect of "morally ambiguous" being treated as the pinnacle of writing is that you will often be made to experience what a not so talented writer with big aspirations thinks is morally ambiguous