My issue with sex is I talk a big game and make people think I’m this huge freak and then when it’s time to have sex I’m like an injured bird you have to rehabilitate and teach to trust humans again

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

A crucial part of the bookstore experience is saying hi to all the books you’ve already read

i hate when you tell somebody Everything will be ok and they have a bitchy nihilistic answer. oh my god okay you can go wallow in your misery for the rest of time if you'd prefer but some of us want to be happy

and yeah maybe everything wont actually be ok but you have to be willing to pretend a little or else you're just going to sit there and be a pedantic pessimistic pile of sludge forever

There's quite literally a grocery store two doors down from me. A round trip for milk takes less than 10.

straight white people making a romance movie: haha what if it was illegal to have sex? wait what's lawrence v texas. wait what's mclaughlin v florida. wait what's loving v virginia

can y’all maybe reblog this version i feel like people are forgetting about the racism and just focusing on the homophobia

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

I feel like it hardly matters anymore, but Flock isn't the only unsecured intrusive data selling crime inventing AI hallucinating automated license plate reading mass surveillance camera operators. Axon and Motorola and Amazon and ALPR and CCTV and security cameras should be equally rejected. All surveillance must go.

There is no such thing as benign surveillance.

You are never monitored for your safety.

Don't tag this #america, unless you're talking about the continent, dipshits. You're not exempt from this.

Sad that Harris (a fat character that is treated as more than just a silly gag to laugh at) will not be portrayed by a fat man BUT im already seeing the racist takes start and we're not gonna fucking do that, no using anti-fatphobia as a means to excuse racism. You can be frustrated that a fat role went to a non-fat actor (and i think we should talk about it because it happens constantly) but that's it, period, no "mmm but he's not ginger and pale" or whatever the fuck, no. Justice Smith get behing me

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."