nothing soothes me like a young man experiencing excruciating pain and distress

my advice to tha youth: hang out with ur friends

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

hollanov at their kid’s autism assesment and the doctor says that autism can be genetic and asks if anyone in the family has autism and shane says no at the same time as ilya says yes

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

‘Stories’ on social media, which are in fact mere self-promotion, separate people from each other. Unlike narratives, they produce neither closeness nor empathy. In the end, they are information adorned with images — information that is briefly registered and then disappears. The stories do not narrate; they advertise. Vying for attention does not create community. In the age of storytelling as storytelling, narration and advertisement become indistinguishable, That is the current crisis of narration.  Byung-Chul Han. 2024. The Crisis of Narration. Cambridge: Polity Press.