Alright, everybody find their caves.

nothing soothes me like a young man experiencing excruciating pain and distress

my advice to tha youth: hang out with ur friends

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws