Aidan with two (2) a's

Franz Kafka, in a diary entry dated 1 July 1914, from The Diaries of Franz Kafka: 1914-1923

I’m lazy

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

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I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

does this answer your question

late summer / early fall thoughts

Sweet naive one, do not speak to me of the ancient texts for I was there when they were written. It’s called irony.

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

not only are you stupid you are also a big fucking loser

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

some of you, i think