Aidan with two (2) a's

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

happy depersonalization locking in Thursday to all who celebrate

THE FREAK YOU MEAN THIS IS FROM THIS YEAR

oh god what made you think otherwise

grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

come on man i was using that

sorryyyyyy

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

This is funny even if you didn’t know what she’s saying

Oh hey 💕

this looks fun all tied and clamped and forced to sniff where do i sign up