Misc Stuff

Pessimism (left) vs Nihilism (right)

everyone jokes about the pope's hat but most people don't know it actually serves an important purpose! evolutionary threat display to assert dominance against rival bishops

I mean, they do regularly consume the flesh of chores of their God ritualisticly to appease him so he'll grant their wishes.....

Perfect response to DragonBall fanboys

i don't want 8 episode seasons, i don't want 12 episode seasons, what i want is a chicago style deep dish pizza

Ok but what about 25 episode seasons

I'm a sparkly vampire now

A fate worse than death

I’m going to go ahead and point out the obvious, aka Megan Fox should be cast to play Morticia in the next Addams Family remake

jennifer’s body was a prequel re morticia’s wild teenage years

Reading this has made me realize how badly I need to see a mortician meets gomez where instead of being a satire of a family sitcom its set to the tone of one of those crappy teen romances.

What I would kill for is one of those white mom, midlife crisis, still-got-it comedies á la Absolutely Fabulous or First Wives Club featuring Morticia and the local pta crowd forming a coven and just going Wild. They lurk around graveyards, sipping red wine and chatting with demons, they go on a girls trip to visit a whole bunch of hipster-esque flesh markets, they raise the dead, etc. Karen acts like a bitch for a bit but eventually Morticia’s overtures of friendship win her over and the film ends with the group sacrificing Karen’s deadbeat husband to the gods.

i wanna see Morticia Addams take on the neighborhood HOA…

This is wholly terrible as Megan fox isn't an actress. Shes a whole with a movie contract that stole Lindsay Lohan's career after she started doing drugs