Pants Are Pants

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

wheres his mcdonalds

I am fucking dying

i’ve never heard such a good attenborough impression i’m rolling

ahhh how majestic

This man graduated high school at 16 and then graduated with an architecture degree early as well.

No man is immune from hubris

Because he’s Weird Fuckin’ Al

that’s not hubris, it’s gravity.

It’s not gravity, it’s COMEDY.

It’s hilarious.

It’s weirdly Al of the above

scar’s brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead

I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR’S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

I wondered why the wings looked different

Incredible

intersex icon

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

I WANNA SEE THE CRYPTO

IT’S THE PONEGYLPH! THAT’S LITERALLY THE ENTIRE PLOT OF ONE PIECE

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient