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okay I truly say this with SO much love in my heart but: watching supernatural really is like that post that’s like “ough the first 500 bites of dirt were not so good. maybe the next one...”

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact

found an angel wandering around last night. it was standing in the street dazed, looking up at a flourescent light. didn't want it to get hit by a car so i tried to nudge it onto the sidewalk but it started getting agitated when it realized i was there. poor thing seems to be almost totally blind; there's a crack in its halo so maybe that's why. i managed to leash it and that calmed it down a bit. ended up bringing it home and it's just been sitting on my bedroom floor staring at the ceiling light. anyone know what angels eat?

Post-TLG Hollanov are woken at an ungodly hour by Shane’s phone. Shane answers and Yuna tells him to put her on speaker phone. Shane does and she tells them not to freak out but someone put a hidden camera in their hotel room when they were last in St. Louis, and the video is now on the internet. Yuna is working to get it taken down, but it’s spread like wildfire. Shane and Ilya are like “oh shit” and start to panic because the last time they played in St Louis a really bad snow storm rolled in, so they were stuck there for an extra day and spent the whole day fucking. An unauthorized Hollanov sex tape hits the internet. Half of the fandom is like “don’t watch it, respect their privacy” and other half is giving play-by-play commentary and writing essays about the video. #ProRiderShane, #ServiceTopIlya, and #TwoBigDicks are trending. Shane wants the earth to swallow him whole while Ilya tweets out “Damn, we look so good together” and Shane takes Ilya’s phone and flushes it down the toilet.

The internet's favorite part is the extended cut TM which shows the evening before when both of them get in tired from a long game that went into OT and Ilya tries to talk Shane into blowjobs but Shane's like you took a brutal hit and you can barely keep your eyes open we are not having sex, we are sleeping and Ilya gives him the cottage blowie on the phone eyes so Shane makes him a deal: if Ilya can stay awake until Shane's done with his bathroom routine, he'll blow him and Ilya fucking Rozanov, Terror On The Ice, gives his husband the biggest pout because you will cheat Shane and Shane is like I've never cheated once in my life asshole, and Ilya says, outraged, you will take extra long so I will fall asleep! Just like you wear your glasses when you want me to clean up my socks. That's not cheating that's an incentive, Shane shoots back and is so pissed about the cheating accusation he actually goes to the bathroom even though he was half a second from caving because he does really want to blow Ilya. Anyway you can see on the video how Ilya fucking Rozanov, one half of the league's sleep paralysis demon duo is trying stubbornly staying awake playing something on his phone and then just nods off. And then Shane comes back, not even three minutes later because that man is weak and that was not his full bathroom routine in any universe, but Shane just smiles softly and takes Ilya's phone and puts it on the nightstand. And then he gets a water bottle and puts it there too and then he gets into bed with him and even half asleep Ilya throws and arm over Shane and wiggles half on top of him. And when the gifs of that go viral Ilya finally crashes out and orders Yuna to hire ten more lawyers and find those fucking thieves because that moment was for no one else but him, fuck them Shane that is huge invasion of privacy Shane I will murder them!

Today, Sam recives a call from a young hunter looking for quick help translating a spell and comes to the realization that the majority of people are not close to fluent in Latin. This leads him to reevaluate quite a few "common sense" skills he's developed throughout his hunting career.

Ronon's first reaction to Sheppard was to knock him out and tie him up and his first reaction to McKay was to rescue him from the crazy guy trying to kill him, untie him and bring him home and I gotta say, the guy knows his audience.

shane becomes convinced cliff and ilya are having an affair because they keep sending each other shit like ‘let me know when you’re back in boston big boy i want to slob on that monster dong’ and finally shane confronts him and ilya is like no baby this is how straight men talk to each other when they’re convinced each other are straight and shane’s like i have never said anything like that to anyone and ilyas like well except to me ;) and shane punches him in the arm and shows him his texts from hayden and they are all like ‘Hey Shane ☺️ thank you for sending Jackie mothers day flowers. We appreciate you so much man.’ and ilyas like shane. this is so fucking gay