☆LOVE ME DEAD☆

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

Hand under your chin, thumb pressed softly against your lips, other hand tousling your hair, all while you stare so deeply into the most intoxicating eyes and fall further into trance for the most compelling voice you've ever heard.

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

love the idea of a onesided rival ship. character who is trying to have a homoerotic mindgames relationship vs a nemesis who thinks theyre trying to kill eachother for real. one keeps a framed portrait of the other next to their bed and thinks theyre getting a good grade in kismesis behavior and the other is completely oblivious to all of it.

not gay not bisexual but developing a new sinister sexuality where im looney toons level obsessed with a single guy and put him into contraptions

i'd never jerk off. i'm nice. i'd only hero off.

Men get more hypnotized now!

Mutuals you would hypnotize

Mutuals whose minds you would empty out just to watch them sitting on the floor, mindless, drooling

Mutuals you would rebuild from the ground up, mind molded by You, to serve You, wholly.

A sweet, submissive boy who leans into my hand when i caress his face. A sweet, submissive boy who gets on his knees and softly begs for affection, to be touched and loved. A sweet, submissive boy who eventually humps himself silly on my thigh because he got too desperate. <3

computer, make these guys super gay and hypnotized

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too

you can stroke my neck without it being an excuse to feel up the cursed amulet....you can focus on MY moans of pleasure and not just the amulet's sinister whisperings...... be honest when u press your ear to my chest, are u listening to my heartbeat or are you & the amulet doing pillow talk without me??

are u going to make it weird or do i have to??

Whumper becoming so so nice to Whumpee once they’re broken in—apologizing for their previous behavior/actions, even. They really are so sorry for having been so rough on Whumpee at first. Isn’t it so much nicer when Whumpee is compliant? If they hadn’t been so oppositional, things could have been like this from the beginning!