Authorized Homomachina Only

if you're an artist of any craft always remember to sleep by putting all your weight on your hands and wrists, and don't forget to make the position as weird and awkward as possible to maximize the damage. sweet dreams

YES

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

our glorious magitek vs their soy and reddit steampunk

fuuuuck i didn’t mean it Sir i swear

Did you buy the rights to the second one

I love all my main characters equally. *closes closet door to hide the shrine to one character in particular*

I love people in the tags talking about their oc blorbos from their brains that I have no context for. We all have favorite children.

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce