a mark upon an unlit sky

made this stupid meme and its doin mad numbers on twitter so. here you go <3

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

I wonder if you're watching over us, if you're even there at all.

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Mozu is the type of mom who carefully looks out for everyone and cooks what he knows you'll eat and cleans without being asked, while Helvetica is the type of mom who's gonna stop by Starbucks on his way to pick up his son from soccer practice where he will stop to gossip with the other moms and flirt with the coach

the silliest

How many weddings is too many...

sun moon stars

Oh white lily, you're so divine

4000cc breast implants :)

loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no

"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,